Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

m4rkw

31 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Feb 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
hiiiiiii i am a "computer programmer", the currently accepted medical term for those of us who managed to find enough free time in their younger years (mostly by disregarding other people) to accumulate enough knowledge of technology and how it works to be able to perform what can look like magic to people with social lives.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently conduct these digital magic shows that nobody watches at the nhs hospital I work at where we are building very cool medical record software. I am fortunate to absolutely love what I do for a living and enjoy almost every minute of it. My job also provides me with lots of opportunity to travel which I'm starting to really enjoy. Traditionally my holidays have just been festivals all over Europe but I'm bored of that scene now, tents are intense.
I’m really good at
Maintaining a carefully guarded firewall between me and the vast majority of human culture. Every TV show I am addicted to is a symbolic failure of my character. Being free of unauthorised data input is liberating.
The first things people usually notice about me
Refuse to answer on account of this question being moronic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: prometheus rising, anything by paulo coelho, lots of technical books, GEB (the bits i read anyway :), be here now

movies: the big lebowski, withnail and i, sexy beast, primer, loads more

shows: peep show, sherlock, dexter, dragons den, sons of anarchy, breaking bad, god it's depressing reading this list :/

music: electronic, anything that gets you high

food: indian
The six things I could never do without
great friends
family
state of flow
my cleaner
sound
trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about.... you see the problem
On a typical Friday night I am
still alive and coping well.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I'm basically looking for a woman willing to tolerate a madman long enough to become sort of weirdly unhappily cozy in the situation and then just be too lazy to do anything about it. Ideally the relationship would form with as little effort as possible (I'm quite busy with stuff). We'll then have a great many years of cold silent stares over the breakfast table and a relentless draining façade whenever relatives invade the property. The reservoir of resentment and mutual disappointment will provide an endless energy source for our love to flourish and grow into something wonderful. I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic.

I will probably like you if you think too much, enjoy strange humour and are mentally strong.