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m_wolfgang

29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jan 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
I'm from Minneapolis. I live in Brooklyn!
What I’m doing with my life
Being fantastic.

I've been bartending the last few years since finishing school. I'm looking for something a bit more serious workwise, but at the moment I'm just enjoying being here and being able to leave my work at work.

On my down time, you’ll find me regretting my choice of not moving to a warmer city. I love biking all around the city and finding new stuff that I've never seen before. When I’m home, I’m hanging with my cat, Bitey. He's pretty neat.

I quit smoking and started exercising daily since the summer. It's the best thing I've ever done for myself. Going to go all winter only using my bike to commute if I don't freeze out first.
I’m really good at
Writing dating website profiles, obviously.

My friend tells me to put that I'm really good at making people laugh, and convincing people to get out and have a drink.

So, essentially, my company drives people to madness and alcohol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a weird name.

Also, probably the smell :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Right now I'm reading You Can't Go Home Again by Thomas Wolfe and loving the hell out of it. After that, I'm excited to finish the Game of Thrones series. I like anything that comes out of the stable of frequent This American Life contributors, especially David Rakoff. Dan Savage is a personal hero of mine. I also enjoy Charles Bukowski, Paul Auster, David Foster Wallace, Joseph Heller, and other people who've written words on paper.

Movie: Lots! I like to go often. I love anything a little weird and different.

Shows: Breaking Bad is my favorite thing on TV right now. I also like The Walking Dead, Portlandia, Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development, Dexter, and the like. I probably watch too many cartoons for a grown up, but Home Movies, Archer, Bob's Burgers, and The Venture Brothers are some of my favorite things ever. Also, I think South Park is a lot smarter than it gets credit for.

Music: Lately I've been listening to a lot of Best Coast, Jay Reatard, Tame Impala, Wilco, and Wu Tang. I'm into tons of stuff. Come to a show with me!

Food: Pretty much everything. For some reason, I crave steak tartare when I'm hungover. My favorite food is the kind I've never tried before.
The six things I could never do without
1. My cat
2. My bicycle
3. My friends
4. Travel plans
5. A good book
6. Musics!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going to next. What the next step is. How to make more money.
Bicycles. Cute animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
I bartend, so working, unfortunately, then probably drinking and bitching about work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
75% of the pictures on my phone are of my cat.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy sarcasm and beer.

You are cynical, but somehow manage to maintain a generally positive disposition.