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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 19–34
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:21pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a big city kid, I love the hum and bur of a massive city full of people I don't know. Small towns are a nice change of pace...sometimes... but I start itching after staying in one for too long.
I'm a huge geek, and don't you forget it (cause I'm probably gonna and I'll need help remembering).
I love lots of things in this world, I'm a kind of a workaholic and I never get enough bloody sleep. You know. Always mucking about on that two-bit juggling act of time-for-work, time-for-other-people, time-for-myself, time-for-throwing-kittens-into-the-wood-chipper-out-back.
I may or may not actually spend time on one of those aforementioned things.

I love all things digital. I kind of have to, all of what I do for a living involves sitting in front of the computer and making pretty pictures.
There's plenty of digital things I don't like, though. Digital food, digital parties, digital pets, digital massively multiplayer online experiences, digital Presidents of Burundi, digital furniture and digital sneakers. I'm not even sure how a pair of digital sneakers would feel. Uncomfortable.

What was I talking about.

Oh yes- I love all things digital. And I express this love of all-things-digital by trying to create things that move people. Art, movies, video games, comics. I do my best to try to be evocative.

So I'm some sort of artist. Translated, this also means I'm generally some sort of tired. I freelance, working from home, and set my own deadlines and ideally meet them, which means I'm generally some sort of busy. And also generally some sort of not busy. And I went to school for making art on computers, which means I'm generally some sort of crazy.
Hahaha! No, that's not true either.
I'm not really tired right now.

Malinkiye deti, ne za shto na svete
Ne hodite v Afriku, v Afriku guliyat
V Afrike akuli, v Afrike gorilli
V Afrike bolshiye, ZLIYE krokodili

Buduut vas kusaat, biit, i obizhat!

Ne hodite deti, v Afriku guliyat.

Hwei zjiang i dien, kuh she wo de guo ru bu tai shwen ko. Siang bang zhu wo lian xi, ma?

Long story short, I am a geeky, terminally distracted art-type person. I try to keep it classy while doing that. You'll have to let me know if I'm succeeding.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stomping around and trying to make a mark. Lately, movie special effects, paint, comics, and 3D animations.

Also this: And, to some degree, this:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling you to fuck off. FUCK OFF. Ok no wait, don', come back. Please?
I'm no good at this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hell, I don't know.

Seriously speaking, probably the way I'm dressed. I tend to subscribe to the Neil Gaiman school of dress: all black.
Makes it easy- black looks good with everything.

...everything black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS) Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" series of comics, and of that "Season of Mists"; most stories by Ray Bradbury and Heinlein; I love the way Neuromancer is written but I haven't actually finished it yet. Macbeth. Ask me again in a few weeks and it'll be different.
I *have* read "The Prince"...years and years after I picked my username. Didn't care for it, though. Philosophical differences.

MOVIES) The last Godzilla movie was gorgeous. Flicks like Sin City and The Spirit are like really fatty steak dinners. The Fall was a six course banquet with live entertainment. Exit Through The Gift Shop was hilarious, Snatch was amazing, and Tangled made me feel like a little kid again. I don't watch movies often, which is unfortunate. It makes every single one I watch amazing.
There is one other movie that I'd say has affected me more than any other. I'd rather tell you about it in person, though. In case I forget what the hell my past self was talking about when he was writing this, ask me about the time a movie made me catatonic with amazement on the couch for two hours.

MUSIC) Tom Waits, TV On The Radio, DJ Shadow, Arctic Monkeys, Thievery Corporation, pg.lost, Caravan Palace, DeadMau5, Murder By Death, Joao Gilberto, Boards of Canada, Frank Sinatra, The Bronx, The Cat Empire, Sigur Ros, Sublime, Outkast, Burial, Placebo, Radiohead, Wu-Tang Clan Hossam Ramzy Sage Francis Austin Wintory Massive Attack The Neighborhood Squarepusher Marilyn Manson All India Radio Gotan Project Ludwig Motherfucking Beethoven JamieCullumOfMontrealQueensoftheStoneAgeQnPSeetycaCherryPoppinDaddies TheDecembristsTartiniBrianEnoATribeCalledRedGorillazAfroCeltSoundSystemAphexTwin.... in other words anything, anything, anything and anything.

Except country. I'm sorry.

EDIBLE-TYPE BIOMATTER) Tasty food. I'm (almost) never picky.

TEEVEE/WEB PROGRAMS) Not a whole lot/a whole lot. I have no cable. The internet is my TV, and with a ridiculous number of channels at that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my computer, music, good food, beverages, sleep, friendship, some money and hey that's seven things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Terrible, terrible things. Wonderful, wonderful things. Extremely, extremely nerdy things. Fire, death, destruction, pie, blood down the walls, the sun that rises in places that don't exist, what's next for me, what's the deal with polyamory and how things like food, sleep and money are such goddamned inconveniences in life.

what -is- next, anyways

The thought has me excited.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well there was this one time I
You should message me if
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........well.... ....I don't know. Lots of reasons.

Why don't you try it out and let me know how it goes.

Step right up! One and all!