Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That there is an old video of me playing a circuit bent easy button
i made. I used to build them for fun and profit. Well, mostly fun.
I only sold three of them :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh.
Also.. Cooking. Making fun of stuff in an amusing way. Observing
things. Driving. Camping. Adventuring. Talking. Listening. Finding
thrift stores. Going to antique malls. Making stuff. Fixing broken
things. Breaking things I was trying to fix. Playing pinball.
Sitting on the couch listening to music. Taking pictures. Jumping
in puddles. Creating a sense of drama. Enunciating. Petting the
The first things people usually notice about me
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Might have been me making a joke. Or they noticed my shoes. Or
possibly my tshirt. Ive got this one with a squirrel that people
seem to like a lot.
Also people have told me I look like Dave Ghrol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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doin it in order, followin them rules..
books! yeah i get books. i like to read 'urban fantasy' stuff
sometimes, see: jim butcher and the dresdin books. also a big fan
of post apocalypse genre stuff, or big weird books like house of
leaves. some comics and graphic novels can sneak in there from time
to time, too. honestly most of my reading is on the lighter side of
oh, and terry pratchet. duh. oh! and snow crash. OH and Ernest
Cline! Ready Player One is a killer book, and armada was great
shows! oh, my shows. various things. i watch some popular geeky
shit, not gonna lie. i enjoy adventure time. and rick and morty.
possibly while on the pot.
but i do limit my tv time to quality, not quantity. tv
(commercials) rots the brain ya know. but im afraid walking dead
and fear the walking dead will be putting a dent in that.
my tunes.. go ask spotify, spotify seems to know me better than i
do sometimes. but i dearly love boards of canada at the moment. if
you know them that should give you an idea.
gimmie the food. oh hey whats that you got there that looks good oh
can i have a bite just a little no what why not fine can i have a
recipe oh well can you get it from her id really like to oh ok ya i
have to get back to work too yeah ok talk to you later
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mehhhhhhhh. never? i dont think im really THAT attached to
anything.. would i miss the stuff? of course. but i dunno what i
could truly never do without..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
man, just how the hell did things get so fucked up.. it worries me
also: why are some people jerks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering whats on fox! something ribald, no doubt..
oh hay lets just write them out, shall we?
8/14/15 - made molecular cooking whatever mac n cheese and mixed
berry cobbler for work potluck going away party
8/21 - dinner at moms house.
8/28 - pizza beer and vintage cartoons (on film!) at oddball cinema
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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when i was a kid i had a casio g-shock watch. it was this big,
chunky plastic thing with a lcd watch embedded within. it was shock
proof! it could dive to 200 meters! it could tell time
simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome,
and Gstaad! that thing was awesome, and i loved it.
So anyway, i was always hitting it on stuff and tossing it around.
Shockproof, ya know. One day i was out with some friends, and i was
bragging about my watch. I decided to toss it off the top of the
bleachers down onto the pavement, you know, to show how awesome it
is. It was pretty high, like about 3 stories.
And yes, when i went to get it it was broken.
That was the last casio g-shock watch i ever had :(
and ive seen mad max 5 times now in the theater. i really like it.
You should message me if
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you want me to cook for you.
or know a joke.
or got my watch reference in my watch story.
or want to smoke a joint on the beach at night.
or need an adventure partner.
or you want to play pachinko cause it, like, totally mostly works
now. i mean it will advance the balls, and they go all plinky
plinky just fine. but see theres this series of drops that go into
the back and they do things and for some reason some of those
things arent happening in the RIGHT WAY or whatever so it jams up
and then i have to get the pointy thing to poke the balls with and
then shake it around and push the one lever that drops the
previously jammed balls that ive just dislodged.
or if you know how to fix jamming pachinko machines.
or want to watch me unjam a pachinko machine.
or want to watch me swear at a jammed pachinko machine.
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