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machinecatte

39 M Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swahili (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HELLO COMPUTER USER
I know maybe whatever i mean youre using a computer right? what? stop looking at me.
No wait!
I like attention keep looking at meeeeee memememememee!
No ok this is a summary. A SELF summary. Thats like, the most important kind of summary! Specially on okcupid.
Its fucking IMPORTANT.
Otherwise.. how else would you know im like, totally awesome and a 100% compatible mate?
Ha.
Mate.
YEAH I SAID IT
So yeah, summary.
This is where i get you to just totally want to write back at me cause I most likely sent you a message even though its entirely possible youre way out of my league but
WHATEVER
thats what my pictures are for.. right? Cause who doesnt look at the pictures first? I mean.. other than me. Cause i like to read a profile and make snap judgements based on what music you listed before i do any picture based judging.
And my pictures are great. GREAT. Im like, baking a fucking PIE in one, and driving a fucking BOAT in another.
On a goddamn LAKE.
Full of fucking WATER.
And some FISH i bet although im not sure cause i tried to catch some and totally failed they were all like 'fuck your bait it smells like bug spray cause you used a ton of bug spray cause the lake is like a fucking hotbed of hot mosquito breeding action and slathering on the bug spray is the only way to even try and keep them off you but at the same time it gets on the bait hence why we (the fish) aint fucking biting.
ahem.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE THIS SUMMARY IS TERRIBLE
its all getting away from me

Also, lagunitas IPA is like my favorite beer. It is the beer of choice to drink too many of and edit your okcupid profile.
True story.
...
Oh, and I think this is really cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBaEEODzU0
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFRfOpc1NFk

That there is an old video of me playing a circuit bent easy button i made. I used to build them for fun and profit. Well, mostly fun. I only sold three of them :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh.
Also.. Cooking. Making fun of stuff in an amusing way. Observing things. Driving. Camping. Adventuring. Talking. Listening. Finding thrift stores. Going to antique malls. Making stuff. Fixing broken things. Breaking things I was trying to fix. Playing pinball. Sitting on the couch listening to music. Taking pictures. Jumping in puddles. Creating a sense of drama. Enunciating. Petting the kitties. Being a dork.
Being me :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Might have been me making a joke. Or they noticed my shoes. Or possibly my tshirt. Ive got this one with a squirrel that people seem to like a lot.
Also people tell me I look like Dave Ghrol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
so mexican food is pretty great. i enjoy cooking it.. thai is great, too.. ive not tried to cook as much thai, but i really should.

music.. pretty important. i find myself listening to a lot of downtempo-ish electronic instrumental stuff lately. but i go all over the place, really. I have wide and eclectic tastes :)

i watch some tv, not a lot though..
and i love pinball. please tell me you want to go play pinball. that would make my day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, my car, friends, science, sunshine, kittens

ok, i could do without my car, but it would depend on where i am. i really like having a car though!
and im not even kidding about kittens. i dont want to be in a world without kittens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, my car, friends, science, sunshine, robot kittens
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
music, my car, friends, robot kitten scientists, beer

and, well, sometimes (fine, often) nothing.

yup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
when i was a kid i had a casio g-shock watch. it was this big, chunky plastic thing with a lcd watch embedded within. it was shock proof! it could dive to 200 meters! it could tell time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad! that thing was awesome, and i loved it.
So anyway, i was always hitting it on stuff and tossing it around. Shockproof, ya know. One day i was out with some friends, and i was bragging about my watch. I decided to toss it off the top of the bleachers down onto the pavement, you know, to show how awesome it is. It was pretty high, like about 3 stories.
And yes, when i went to get it it was broken.
That was the last casio g-shock watch i ever had :(

true story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want me to cook for you.
or know a joke.
or got my watch reference.
or want to smoke a joint on the beach at night.
or crave an adventure partner.
or i 5 starred you but havent written cause i dont know what to say.
yeah!