I know maybe whatever i mean youre using a computer right? what? stop looking at me.
I like attention keep looking at meeeeee memememememee!
No ok this is a summary. A SELF summary. Thats like, the most important kind of summary! Specially on okcupid.
Its fucking IMPORTANT.
Otherwise.. how else would you know im like, totally awesome and a 100% compatible mate?
YEAH I SAID IT
So yeah, summary.
This is where i get you to just totally want to write back at me cause I most likely sent you a message even though its entirely possible youre way out of my league but
thats what my pictures are for.. right? Cause who doesnt look at the pictures first? I mean.. other than me. Cause i like to read a profile and make snap judgements based on what music you listed before i do any picture based judging.
And my pictures are great. GREAT. Im like, baking a fucking PIE in one, and driving a fucking BOAT in another.
On a goddamn LAKE.
Full of fucking WATER.
And some FISH i bet although im not sure cause i tried to catch some and totally failed they were all like 'fuck your bait it smells like bug spray cause you used a ton of bug spray cause the lake is like a fucking hotbed of hot mosquito breeding action and slathering on the bug spray is the only way to even try and keep them off you but at the same time it gets on the bait hence why we (the fish) aint fucking biting.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE THIS SUMMARY IS TERRIBLE
its all getting away from me
Did you know a lagunitas IPA is only a 6.2, but if you have 3 of them in short succession youll actually get a bit tipsy and silly and do dumb things with your okcupid summary?
Oh, and I think this is really cool: