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  • Ages 26-34
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Last online
Yesterday – 11:57pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
** Both of those little girls are Goddaughters! Your envy is understandable, though.

For the record, I didn't intend on this being so long, but I HATE when people have blank profiles! Besides, I'm TOTALLY worth the read.

After 5 awesome years in Astoria, I've been living in Bayside, Queens since December, 2014. I work in midtown Manhattan for an advertising production company (print, outdoor signage) where I'm the Senior Graphic Designer. I'm sarcastically witty (or so I'd like to believe) and I laugh at my own jokes when no one else does. They're more for my entertainment anyway, so I don't mind.

I'm not much of a drinker AT ALL. I just don't get it. It's never appealed to me. So, a soda pop or tall, cold glass of iced tea keeps me happy. But, I can occasionally be caught with a beer in my hand. DAMN YOU, SOCIAL PRESSURES!

And while I'm certainly not against them, I don't have any tattoos. That's seems to make me an oddball these days.

I've baptized/christened 3 Goddaughters. I find this funny seeing as how religion plays no role in my day-to-day life. But that's 3 separate pairs of parents who think I'm the bee's knees. Yep, Uncle Nick is pretty damn neat!

Oh, also, I'm easily distracted by shiny obje-- oooooo, what's that over there...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I try not to work too hard! I've managed to avoid a company-issued cell phone this far into my career. I'M WINNING. But I'm happy at my current job with a great set of co-workers I enjoy working with. Not many people can say that!

I was into recreational volleyball for about 2 years. My social calendar has cut into that though. But I'm a so-so player. My towering 5'6" frame is perfectly engineered for such a sport! <---- That's just a small sample of my clever wit and sarcasm! It knows no bounds!

Also, kickball. KICKBALL. It's GREAT and your life is incomplete without it. Did I mention kickball?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, this one's easy. Of all the people I've ever met in my life, I'm the BEST at being me. Seriously! Many have tried to be 'like' me.... But in the end, you can't mess with the best me. And that's ME! Nailed it.

No, but seriously, I like to think I know a little bit about a lot of things. I'm your classic 'Jack of all trades, Master of none.' Take that as you will...


Also, I'm getting pretty good at using semi-colons; I find them quite handy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ummmm, I'm kiiiiiind of a big deal. Jussayin'.

Heavy dose of sarcasm provided to you free of charge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not much of a reader, to be honest. But I've read 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Dante's Inferno'. It's been a while so don't quiz me! While some call it cheating, I find myself enjoying audio books more.

I enjoy the classic 80's standards. And by standards I mean Pop music. POP. POP. Pop Music! Little bit of Metal, some Alternative rock, I guess. Sometimes a beat gets my booty shakin'. I've been known to cut an awkward rug! I've been enjoying a little bit of Country lately. But not too much! And I can appreciate quite a few classics from the 50's, 60's and 70's.

Movies? Oh, I loves me some 80's classics! (I only talk like that ironically). The Goonies, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future(s) (Yes, ALL 3), Short Circuit (Johnny 5!)... the list continues. But more currently, I enjoy Sci-Fi flicks, Comedy, and some Action.

TV: Comedic sit-coms, sci-fi shows like Doctor Who and Star Trek; I'm a nerd. Nerds make the world go 'round. Twin Peaks: weird and confusing. Just.... So very weird.

I also enjoy the occasional Broadway show. Rock of Ages, Wicked, Guys n' Dolls, RENT, etc. to name a few. See how cultured I am?!

Food.... Yeah, this section will NOT impress you, most likely. I'm pretty boring in the food department. I tend to be entirely non-adventurous and I am NO fan of seafood. You've been warned!

However, I love Chipotle, Dr. Pepper, Mac n' Cheese, Hawaiian pizza, chicken rolls, cheeseburgers, A&W Root Beer (out of the can is best) and kosher dill pickles, to name just a few....

I think the food section made me sound a little boring.... Let's pretend that bit didn't happen, shall we? I swear I'm fun!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Where's my Chapstick?
2. My music collection is embarrassing, to say the least. I can't stress this enough.
3. 21% Oxygen in the atmosphere. Delicious!
4. A solid high-five every once in a while. There doesn't need to be a reason for it, but it should resonate nicely.

I'll save my remaining 2 spots for later... Cliffhanger!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe and Everything. Seriously. It's a BIG Universe out there so there's lots of thinkin' to be thunk! I certainly hope you've been watching Cosmos.

My favorite shape is the hyperbolic paraboloid. Think Pringles® chip.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably relaxing at home. I tend to be a home body. I swear I have friends, though!

Also, there's a good chance I'm watching a NY Mets or NY Rangers game.

I own an Xbox. It does not own me. That being said, the Bioshock series is the best thing I've ever laid my eyeballs on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I only drink alcohol in social settings to be more socially acceptable and not 'weird'. I just have no taste for it. I don't even know, man...

Also, I don't drink coffee. Ever. I've done a decent job in life at avoiding vices like alcohol, coffee, smoking and drugs. *High Five!* However, if you do want to meet up for coffee, I'll opt for an Iced Tea or hot chocolate. Mmmm MMMM!

I am PRO Oxford comma, I spell theatre with a 'tre' at the end, and I think cute animal videos will save the planet from ultimate destruction. How could they not?

I wish everything made was Rubbermade.
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Yeeeeah, suuuuuure... Why not?