Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WOW! That was kinda like turning on a light in the kitchen of an
inner city tenement!
I am short, round, intelligent, and mostly housebroken.
Hotei tends to follow me where ever I roam...
I grok R.A.H.
I am polyamorus, pagan, and jeffersonian. That being said, I do not
require a Poly relationship to be happy. I am looking for one
person to come home to. If that one person is in a Poly
relationship, I can be good with that. If that one person requires
an exclusive contract, I'm good with that as well.
I've been on my own long enough that I'm pretty low maintenance and
fairly self sufficient. I'm just looking for a partner who will
stand with me so that we can face to world together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am spending quite a bit of time trying to find one someone to
come home to. Until then:
Driving my life away, searching for a better day. (With apologies
to Eddie Rabbit)
Recently returned to the Pacific Northwest, I am attending to
family needs at present.
Spending more time on the interwebz than some might consider
I have NO interest in Hook-ups, flings, or one nights stands
I'm looking for my "Molly McGee".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving, Cooking, Light Opera
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a short, round, and fuzzy, mellow dude.
Al "Jazzbeaux" Collins is a hero of mine.
While by no means am I Santa Claus, I tend to be a light hearted,
jovial fellow with a fondness for irony, puns, and "Shaggy Dogg"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are currently anything with Dirk Pitt or Jack
I am always on the lookout for quality erotica.
And will hook the occasional steamy romance novel from my
girlfriend after She's finished with it.
My taste in cinema is so widely varied it's hard enough to point to
one genera much less a specific film. Dude Flix, Chick Flix, Indie,
Documentary, Docu-Drama, Historical Fiction, Hysterical Fiction.
And last, but certainly not least, well crafted erotica.
Big Band, Classical, Classic Rock, Surf Music, Disco, Dance,
Trance, Electro-Pop... Well actually just about anything you might
like to name including filk. If you have a fave, try it out on me
and we will see how it swings.
American, Mexican, Most European except French. I love Asian, and
enjoy sushi on a regular basis, a food allergy makes it most
difficult at times to find acceptable dishes to eat. A fairly good
camp cook (yes, I can do more than grill) has led me to the shape
I'm in today.
(Round is still a shape, isn't it?)
County or State Fairs and Expositions. I cry to think that the era
of "The World's Fair" is a thing of the past. Conventions and trade
shows are on that list as well. I've participated on both sides of
the curtain on those. Hate 'em, Can't Stand 'em, Whenever they
happen, I'LL GO! Especially Sci-Fi/Fantasy Conventions. (I haven't
done a Wester-Con in way TOO long...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Lovers, Home Critters.
I Love my Coffee and Tea.
And I'd have a hard time choosing between my books and black iron.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, Life, Living, and Happiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'd like to say I'm on a date with a sweetie.
Rolling down the road, trying to make a living is more the case
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have more than a passing familiarity with the adult entertainment
You should message me if
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If I have given you cause to pause.
If you clicked on "like", please drop me a note and say what caught
Tell me your hopes, dreams, wishes, and desires. I will question
you on them like a grand inquisitor. Just about the time you've had
enough, you'll look up one day to see me working on helping you to
build the foundation to your dreams. When push comes to shove, and
you should stumble on the way, you'll find that I'm right there to
lend a hand and tell you "You got this. Go get'em!"
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