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50 Troutdale, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Polyfedelity - polyamory - pagan

WOW! That was kinda like turning on a light in the kitchen of an inner city tenement!

I am short, round, intelligent, and mostly housebroken.

Hotei tends to follow me where ever I roam...

I grok R.A.H.

I am polyamorus, pagan, and jeffersonian
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently returned to the Pacific Northwest, I am attending to family needs at present.

Spending more time on the interwbz than some might consider healthy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving, Cooking, Light Opera
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a short, round, and fuzzy, mellow dude.

Al "Jazzbeaux" Collins is a hero of mine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) Books:
My favorite books are currently anything with Dirk Pitt or Jack Ryan.
I am always on the lookout for quality erotica.
And will hook the occasional steamy romance novel from my girlfriend after She's finished with it.

(B) Movies:
My taste in cinema is so widely varied it's hard enough to point to one genera much less a specific film. Dude Flix, Chick Flix, Indie, Documentary, Docu-Drama, Historical Fiction, Hysterical Fiction. And last, but certainly not least, well crafted erotica.

(C) Music:
Big Band, Classical, Classic Rock, Surf Music, Disco, Dance, Trance, Electro-Pop... Well actually just about anything you might like to name including filk. If you have a fave, try it out on me and we will see how it swings.

(D) Foods:
American, Mexican, Most European except French. I love Asian, and enjoy sushi on a regular basis, a food allergy makes it most difficult at times to find acceptable dishes to eat. A fairly good camp cook (yes, I can do more than grill) has led me to the shape I'm in today.

(Round is still a shape, isn't it?)

(E) Shows:
County or State Fairs and Expositions. I cry to think that the era of "The World's Fair" is a thing of the past. Conventions and trade shows are on that list as well. I've participated on both sides of the curtain on those. Hate 'em, Can't Stand 'em, Whenever they happen, I'LL GO! Especially Sci-Fi/Fantasy Conventions. (I haven't done a Wester-Con in way TOO long...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Lovers, Home Critters.

I Love my Coffee and Tea.

And I'd have a hard time choosing between my books and black iron.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, Life, Living, and Happiness.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'd like to say I'm on a date with a sweetie.

Rolling down the road, trying to make a living is more the case now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have more than a passing familiarity with the adult entertainment industry.
You should message me if
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If I have given you cause to pause.