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macknificent

32 / F / Straight / Single

Waukesha, Wisconsin

Her Details

Last Online
Jan 25
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m).
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well, my friends describe me as a ray of sunshine! There are those who are convinced I am the most odd girl they have ever met, due to the fact that my sense of humor is so random and broad. I pretty much enjoy everything . I can usually turn a bad situation at least to ok if it isn't in my hands. If it is something I have planned and goes wrong, I get upset but not psycho just noticeably upset. If someone plans something and something bad happens I can usually make them feel better about it.

I have no children, but I tend to get along well with them. I think they think I am a kid in a big persons body. I do have some pets. I wouldn't say I am the crazy cat lady... my pets do not wear clothes and they eat on the floor where they are meant to! I have 3 cats, and one dog. I used to be the sweetest nicest girl anyone had ever met... im learning to tone it down a bit sadly, due to the lack of humanity I am experiencing in people. ..I do hope this ok cupid place will help me find someone who will make me believe in humanity again and bring it back out of me.
I really liked that person.. bitterness is no fun, but it can create some pretty funny jokes!

I do enjoy helping others. I volunteer at the men's homeless shelter, and i am not going to lie, It is a BLAST!! I love talking to people and helping them feel comfortable with what they have got, and not what they are missing.

I realize this is a pretty 'vanilla' introduction but I am hoping it does it's job and gets some one to talk to me :D

I am cute, curvy, and hilarious

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What I’m doing with my life
right now I work at a veterinary clinic... I haven't got any solid plans at the moment as far as my future. I guess someday I would like to have a family, other than that, I am just livin' the dream baby!!

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I’m really good at
My job. I am really proud of my self for as far as I have come in the several years working here.
I used to be so shy that I would not ever speak to anyone I didn't know and cry over anything. Yes, I still cry.. I am a sensitive female, but not nearly to the extent that I used to be.

I am also good at giggling , having a good time , being silly and drawing bubble letters.(the last one ... that's a joke)

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The first things people usually notice about me
hmmmm well I do have a large chest, but it isn't something I would say I am proud of, or brag about..the question asked what others notice first!

Second is my laugh. In a good way, not a fran drescher way. I am certain it is because i tend to share it a LOT.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-I love to read . Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series is my favorite (YEAH I AM one of those girls.... you should be glad i can read!) I also like Jodi Picoult, Sandra Brown, Chelsea Handler is a flippin comedic genious, i love that b*tch, water for elephants

- hmmm faaaaavorite movie ever is Labyrinth, if you haven't seen it.. watch it.

Otherwise I love comedies : 40 year old virgin, knocked up, clerks 2 are my top favorites there. Musicals: chicago, phantom, rent, many more... edward norton is my all time favorite actor.. the score is one of my favorite movies of his

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The six things I could never do without
-My family for sure, they are my rocks!

-my bed ahhhh it feels so good to sleep sometimes!!!!

-essential organs : brain, heart, liver, lungs, gi tract, kidney... you only need one.. i guess u only need one lung as well...

- H2O, the body is made of a lot of it so I guess we need it, and sometimes it tastes so good when it hits your lips.

- my friends of course

- my furry kids :)

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a woman, our brains really don't have down time..... Hence the mood swings and indecisiveness !!

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On a typical Friday night I am
ideally.... I'd like to be at a movie , mini golfing , fishing , doing anything other than what I actually have been doing which is saving lives doggy style at work !!!

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
oh i have plenty of private things, that's why they are private... I am not going to share it to the internet

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I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like girls with a sense of humor!!

or just do whatever you want

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