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macrus

24 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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24-year-old who's too scared to leave the house to make friends in real life. Listening to music and reading are almost all I do. I moved to Chicago a while ago to be with my girlfriend imasheet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write poetry, I'm possibly going back to school in the fall, I work retail, maybe I'll learn to make music soon. All signs pointing to an early suicide. Haha.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
really good at rolling up
not good at being sober
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm awkward and spaced out 24/7.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll try to limit these things to 10 things each.

books.
E.M. Cioran, Charles Baudelaire, W. Somerset Maugham, Sam Pink, Georges Bataille, Necrophilia Variations (Supervert), The Conspiracy Against the Human Race (Thomas Ligotti), No Longer Human (Osamu Dazai), The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde), John Dies at the End (David Wong)

movies.
Koji Wakamatsu, Gaspar Noé, Bruce LaBruce, Todd Solondz, Begotten (E. Elias Merhige), Antichrist (Lars von Trier), The Human Condition (Masaki Kobayashi), The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (Tom Six), Candy (Neil Armfield), Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (Danny Leiner)

shows.
Workaholics, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Breaking Bad, SaiKano, AnoHana, Rick & Morty

music.
Ke$ha, Gnaw Their Tongues, Pig Destroyer, Chief Keef, Okkyung Lee, OvO, Keiji Haino, Shinsei Kamattechan, Richmond Fontaine, Abner Jay

comics.
Al Columbia, Tomochika Miyano, Jun Hayami, Katsuhisa Kigitsu, Paul Hornschemeier
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I dunno. I really like rats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I looked at the headline: “The Devil Made Him Do It.” It was an opinion piece about the German composer Karlheinz Stockhausen and the “disjointed” but “grotesque” remarks he had made at a press conference. Lamenting the relative impotence of the arts in comparison to terrorism, Stockhausen had called the attacks “the greatest work of art that is possible in the whole cosmos.” I guess he thought of it as a Wagnerian spectacle, an opera of airplanes and towers. “Five thousand people are dispatched into eternity, in a single moment,” he said. “I couldn’t do that. In comparison with that, we’re nothing as composers.”" —Supervert
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm serious with this profile. This is the best I've got.
You should message me if
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I'm looking to make new friends, specifically in Chicago but I spend most of my time online anyway, so anywhere is fine. So you should message me if the above gave you any indication you'd want to be friends.