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mad1professor

46 M Rochester, MI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you are looking for a regular, ordinary guy.. you are boring.. I am looking for an extrordinary woman.. and those kind of women.. arent looking for ordinary..

well, i guess i have to put this here also.. I AM NOT OR WILL I EVER BE INTERESTED IN GAY MEN.. OR MEN AT ALL.. i am sick of being berated by gay men who"just want to talk".. i am not and never will be interested in talking dirty with gay men.. PERIOD.. im flattered you find me "soo hooott..." but i am on a DATING SITE to meet WOMEN..thank you and have a nice day... :)

i am a 25yrs experience tattoo artist, i tell you that not for advertising, but so you have an understanding of my life, so as you can imagine, i'm a busy man..but that doesn't mean that i don't have time for love..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
well, if I'm not tattooing at the moment, I'm probably drawing, hanging with my friends, or working on something
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a picture is worth a thousand words right??..and i draw pretty well too...lol
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my fire engine red beard...it goes something like this.." hey, your beard is red"..me: "yeah.. it was a horrible industrial accident that still gives me night mares, so thanks for bringing it up"...long awkward pause..."im just messing with ya... i drank too much kool-aid as a kid...hahahahaha!!!!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books?? who has time to read?? but i look at the pretty pictures...lol..
as far as movies, horror,rob zombie,good zombie movies,if it makes ME jump.. its awesome!!! but i like good comedies also, i can recite most of young frankenstein from memory, and use it in everyday situations..airplane also..
music..this is the one you're going to be scratching your head on..lol..slayer, pantera,wagner(pronounced vah'g ner...think apocalypse now)..the coasters, stevie wonder, four tops, combichrist, aphex twins, my life with the thrill kill cult,lords of acid,marilyn manson, bach (not sebastion)doobie brothers, kid rock.. well, you get the idea, you never know what is gonna come out of my mp3 player, so dont be surprised...lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my 5 fingers on my right hand, and my tattoo machine.. its not a job, its a fucked up sadistic mistress, and i cant escape it...lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
you dont want to know..it would probably scar you for life.. if you could keep up...lol.. im a lil a.d.d....but in a good way...lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably working, or hanging around somewhere..lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ha!!! ask me anything, if nothing else, im honest!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you saw the pictures, you arent scared, you arent going to try to convert me to your religion,you wanna get a good chuckle,hell, message me anyways, i can get along with just about anyone..

and most of all, smile!! and have fun!! thats what we are here for!!

[update]
sorry, but obviously i have to post this here..if you are old enough to be my grandmother, and think its ok to lie on your profile..get real.. we CAN tell..or if you are 200% over the target weight on the chart on the back of your dr.'s door.. i am not going to be interested in dating you.. we may become friends.. but physical attraction does count..curves are ok.. i like curves, but its the flaps that i dont like.. and hey.. for all the haters that i'm going to be dealing with over this.. look on your own profile and be serious with yourself for a moment..you have lists of demands.. i have a preference.. get over it..