Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you are looking for a regular, ordinary guy.. you are boring.. I
am looking for an extraordinary woman.. and those kind of women..
arent looking for ordinary..
well, i guess i have to put this here also.. I AM NOT OR WILL I
EVER BE INTERESTED IN GAY MEN.. OR MEN AT ALL.. i am sick of being
berated by gay men who"just want to talk".. i am not and never will
be interested in talking dirty with gay men.. PERIOD.. im flattered
you find me "soo hooott..." but i am on a DATING SITE to meet
WOMEN..thank you and have a nice day... :)
i am a 25yrs experience tattoo artist, i tell you that not for
advertising, but so you have an understanding of my life, so as you
can imagine, i'm a busy man..but that doesn't mean that i don't
have time for love..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
well, if I'm not tattooing at the moment, I'm probably drawing,
hanging with my friends, or working on something
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a picture is worth a thousand words right??..and i draw pretty well
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my fire engine red beard...it goes something like this.." hey, your
beard is red"..me: "yeah.. it was a horrible industrial accident
that still gives me night mares, so thanks for bringing it
up"...long awkward pause..."im just messing with ya... i drank too
much kool-aid as a kid...hahahahaha!!!!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books?? who has time to read?? but i look at the pretty
as far as movies, horror,rob zombie,good zombie movies,if it makes
ME jump.. its awesome!!! but i like good comedies also, i can
recite most of young frankenstein from memory, and use it in
everyday situations..airplane also..
music..this is the one you're going to be scratching your head
on..lol..slayer, pantera,wagner(pronounced vah'g ner...think
apocalypse now)..the coasters, stevie wonder, four tops,
combichrist, aphex twins, my life with the thrill kill cult,lords
of acid,marilyn manson, bach (not sebastion)doobie brothers, kid
rock.. well, you get the idea, you never know what is gonna come
out of my mp3 player, so dont be surprised...lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my 5 fingers on my right hand, and my tattoo machine.. its not a
job, its a fucked up sadistic mistress, and i cant escape it...lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
you dont want to know..it would probably scar you for life.. if you
could keep up...lol.. im a lil a.d.d....but in a good way...lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably working, or hanging around somewhere..lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ha!!! ask me anything, if nothing else, im honest!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you saw the pictures, you arent scared, you arent going to try to
convert me to your religion,you wanna get a good chuckle,hell,
message me anyways, i can get along with just about anyone..
and most of all, smile!! and have fun!! thats what we are here
sorry, but obviously i have to post this here..if you are old
enough to be my grandmother, and think its ok to lie on your
profile..get real.. we CAN tell..or if you are 200% over the target
weight on the chart on the back of your dr.'s door.. i am not going
to be interested in dating you.. we may become friends.. but
physical attraction does count..curves are ok.. i like curves, but
its the flaps that i dont like.. and hey.. for all the haters that
i'm going to be dealing with over this.. look on your own profile
and be serious with yourself for a moment..you have lists of
demands.. i have a preference.. get over it..
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