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30 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–52
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:24pm
White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, Hebrew, Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There should be user reviews for this site, like on Yelp!
Here are a couple for me:

"He bought me dinner and had all of his teeth."

"I thought he was gay but it turns out he was just weird and well dressed."

"Perfect combination of east coast Jew and California white trash. "

I'll take you skating and like, push dudes down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I tell a lot of jokes and bag a lot of groceries.
This is exactly where I pictured myself at 30 years old.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making faces to convey that I'm paying attention to your stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm taller and more nasal than you thought I would be
Giant awful glasses. I'm positively dreamy when I take them off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Dan Clowes...big tomes of crossword puzzles. I read a ton of graphic novels: Julie Doucet and Mary Fleener, please.

Music: Toys That Kill, Golden Triangle, Grass Widow, Bunnygrunt, Sterno Boys, Widowspeak, Grenadine, Bleached, and lets say Ruby Pins.

Foods: Vegetarian Delights. Good Indian buffet. I could live on falafel and tabouleh. I like to have a southern breakfast every day: biscuits and gravy, grits, soysage...

Give me all your coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. magic eye posters
2. koosh balls
3. the color purple
4. the classic film 'the color purple'
5. my left foot
6. the classic film 'my left foot'
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mashed potatoes.
Also the dance the mashed potato.

Cute girls and back flips and jump kicks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to fit ten pounds of shit into a five pound bag.
I should just get another bag.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once won a pie eating contest.
I'm not as silly as you have been led to believe.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to drink coffee and have arguments using old Jewish people voices; must become uncomfortably aware that this is how we will actually sound in 20-30 years.

Weirdos only.