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30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, Hebrew, Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There should be user reviews for this site, like on Yelp!
Here are a couple for me:

"He bought me dinner and had all of his teeth."

"I thought he was gay but it turns out he was just weird and well dressed."

"Perfect combination of east coast Jew and California white trash. There will definitely be a second date."

I'll take you skating and like, push dudes down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I travel the country selling yogurt.
Think a 1920s carnival barker meets Willy Wonka...the snotty Gene Wilder one.

In past lives I have also taught yoga, done massage and danced ballet. I'd like to get back to those things in some form of collaborative installation/performance.

Also I'm a stand up comic.
Me and every other asshole in town right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flipping tables.

I'm a great dancer and a laugh riot.
I can guess the number you're thinking of.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A swarthy gentleman:

Tall. Slender. Smiths Belt Buckle.
Three piece suits cobbled together from various thrift store treasures.
I have excellent posture and glide when I walk.
Giant awful glasses. I'm positively dreamy when I take them off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Dan Clowes...big tomes of crossword puzzles. I read a ton of graphic novels: Julie Doucet and Mary Fleener, please.

Music: Toys That Kill, Golden Triangle, Grass Widow, Bunnygrunt, Sterno Boys, Widowspeak, Grenadine, Bleached, and lets say Ruby Pins.

Foods: Vegetarian Delights. Good Indian buffet. I could live on falafel and tabouleh. I like to have a southern breakfast every day: biscuits and gravy, grits, soysage...

Give me all your coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. there
2. is
3. A Light
4. that
5. never
6. Goes Out
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mashed potatoes.
Also the dance the mashed potato.

Cute girls and acrobatics and high kicks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up way too late doing backbends.
I typically tend to be more of a morning person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once won a pie eating contest.
You should message me if
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You're funny and you want to be around funny people. Let's collaborate on something hilarious or moving or offensive.

We could also listen to music and hold hands or something
Wanna get dinner? I could eat...