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madchatters

46 M Glenside, PA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So let me get this straight.... Match.com just bought Okcupid.. And they have positions available? So I don't even have to write the material anymore? The jokes will just present themselves??!

Just trying to make my world go round and in the process meet cool people who share some of the same things, but can also bring new adventures to me. I like to laugh and find humor where it is hard to find... I consider myself a pragmatic humorist. I like to laugh at life with friends. Yes, I am married.. Happily with an open/ polyamorous relationship for 10 years. My sexy wife has a profile here , you can message her if you like for validation and possible friendships. Thanks for reading this far.. I realize I just lost 98% of you. Enjoy serial monogamy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Forging ahead and making a new career for myself. Screw you mid life crisis!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Geeky stuff... All things Apple and Macs... Gadgets, cars , photography, beer, reading people , watching people as opposed to people watching.. If you are not sure. The difference why not ask me?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bald head precedes me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Marketing tomes and geeky stuff for reading. We cut the cable for over 4 years... TV is a wasteland to me (generally) ...we do have NEtflix, and I like Discovery Channel, Disney. Classic rock to alternative to jazz to jam bands.. To Dylan and lots more...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family,health, our pets, a convertible sports car, and a few gadgets. iPhone. Is that six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People, nothing, Adidas (anyone still know that acronym?) . Cars... Beer.. Women.. girls (legal ones) .. Not in that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying family time with a movie and pizza.... Occasionally a night out on a Fri.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wife and I have an open relationship. Happily married and in love for 10 years. :) I don't judge you, try not judging others.
You should message me if
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You want to chat with a fun, sweet guy who is open minded and likes to share fun activities with interested people. If you would like to meet for a no pressure cup of coffee, or an adult beverage it's on me.

Or something with more adrenaline used? Sweaty...heart pounding... intense heat (wanting to take the clothes off).. hands clenched so tight....glances exchanged through the steam... the thrill of going around and around.. is it a race or a sprint?? who will make it to the prize first? I LOVE F1 real Go KARTING! Fast track 70+ MPH... inches off the ground, so you feel like you are going 120 MPH!!!!.... What did you think I was talking about? I would like an answer if you message me.