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maddiemischief

21 / F / bisexual / Single

Detroit, Michigan

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White
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5' 8" (1.72m).
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Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
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No
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Often
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Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
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Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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I am queer, full of nonsense, and a cat lady.

My Self-Summary

I am a playwright, performance artist, a bad folk musician and an overall bitter person. Just about everything i do is somehow about language and/or identity. I am a radical queer/trans woman. Kinky and non-monogamous.

I have issues with normativity. Genderfuckers, queers and in-betweens are my family. But in this analogy i really enjoy dating and sleeping with my big queer family. Have you ever been a part of the queer community? It's all very incestuous. What i'm trying to say is if you are a straight male, i'm not interested so stop messaging me inane and offensive things.

I realize that i am fully unable to write about myself without sounding incredibly pretentious and off-putting. This is probably because i am rather pretentious and off-putting. Sorry about that.
Now in Russian
Я не знаю ничего. Я говорю по русский очень плохо, но я его люблю. Я не русская - я толко глупая американка студентка. Давай мы говорить. Говорить? Поидем разговор? Не знаю ничего.

What I’m doing with my life

I work a lot, write and perform in the theatre community here, occasionally go to classes (majoring in theatre production and russian), though most of my time is spent playing around with my two cats, drinking too much and swearing that i am going to finish writing that play this week.

Also: I just started a Magnetic Fields cover band called The Merritt Badges. We're already pretty awesome.

I’m really good at

performative stuttering, feminist interpretations of the bdsm community, putting on airs

The first things people usually notice about me

I've taken to working on my puppets in public so now I'm always carrying around small clay heads or disembodied parts or what have you. People have stopped paying attention to me and just focus on the disembodied puppet parts.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books: the thief's journal, our lady of the flowers [genet], ulysses, portrait of the artist as a young man [joyce], christmas at the ivanovs [vvedensky], today i wrote nothing [kharms], whipping girl [serano], marat/sade [weiss], lion in the streets [thompson]

movies: marat/sade, day of the wacko (dzien swira), interrogation (przesluchanie), disney's robin hood

yes i am pretentious and watch a lot of russian & eastern european film. i'll watch just about any horror movie you throw at me. i have quite a penchant for bad movies as well.

music: jordaan mason & the horse museum, sarah d., diane cluck, andrew jackson jihad, be good tanyas, the magnetic fields

food: i used to be vegan so there's a soft spot in my heart for quinoa, greens, nutritional yeast and the like. as well i'm a fan of thai and indian.

The six things I could never do without

a notebook, a pen, a backup pen, a change of underwear, a musical instrument (i'm not picky) and my hitachi magic wand

I spend a lot of time thinking about

kink theory: the development of fetishes and perversions, its relation to feminism, proper protocol, etc.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working until one a.m., running to the bronx for last call, then going home to feed the cats & pass out. I live a magnificent life.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like my cats more than any human beings. Yes, I'm that kind of person.

I find that one My Chemical Romance song kind of catchy. Not that one. That other one. Yeah.

You should message me if

yr all in to that radical queer/trans thing, or you're the kind of person that substitutes "yr" for "your". yr logic and morality is misguided and convoluted. you appreciate the ugly things in life.