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madeline9

36 F Saint Peter, MN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am gentle and passionate. I am peaceful and sassy. I am an extroverted introvert. I am independent and available. I am especially passionate about all things art. I revel in the beautiful in life, am fascinated by the hideous and am particularly tickled when these two join. I like characters, narrative, irony, dark humor, absurdity, whimsy, nature, contradiction, intelligence, beauty and respect. I seek these things out in friends, music, books, movies and the reaches of my own imagination.

I am thoughtful, playful, kind, enthusiastic, creative, contemplative and contradictory. I enjoy walking in the woods, talking in coffee shops, making lists, writing poetry, writing short stories, reading, thinking about what I've read, making art and being silly. I like pretty things, but I'd much rather make them than buy them. I feel at home in food co-ops. I love farmer's markets...I'm am impatiently awaiting the return of local heirloom tomatoes.

I almost never want to go to bed. I just start wanting more coffee around midnight.

I am filthy, cute, and baby, I know it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an English degree. That is to say, I am a barista.

Extra full time: Homework helper and boo-boo kisser
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mixing potions. Speaking to animals in their own language. Turning an ordinary drinking straw into an obnoxious instrument. Parenthetology. Reading Fox in Socks really fast. Thinking about things from different angles. Writing. Making art. Playing. Making people comfortable. Listening. Loving. Keeping secrets. Trying new things. Being open-minded. Changing. Making metaphors. Avoiding cliché.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm tripping on something, simultaneously spilling on myself and laughing all the while.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Today's favorite things:
Die Antwoord
Hula hoops
Iced espresso

That magical audible breath that you can every so often hear at the beginning of an amazing song and the slight squeak of fingers on fretboards.

Words that make your brain stop working entirely and then resurrect a totally different thing.

Life is just so terribly beautiful and yet, so beautifully terrible at the same time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clean food and water
My son (he's also on the "can't live with" list sometimes)
My bike
Connection
Stuff to make
Words
Imagination

That's seven. Eight would be gentle rebellion, with a smile.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolution. Devolution. Resolution. Circumvolution. Convolution.
Absolution. Whether or not my mind works differently or if I just have no real frame of reference. Dancing. Nature. Being a good parent. Random stuff that floats in. Sex. Seriously, sex. Identity. Facets of a whole. Balance. Balance. Balance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nobody dies a virgin...life fucks us all.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are smarter than you are pretty, you are funnier than you are smart and you are kinder than you are funny.