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madeofstardust

25 F Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
~*Before you read any of this, you should know that I am in a committed relationship with Chonen and I have somehow managed to go full on monogamous. Also, there's not really an option other than male/female but I identify as somewhere in the fuzzy middle without feeling especially connected to either gender binary. Now that that's out of the way, read the fun stuff!*~

Eons ago, when the stars exploded outward into infinity and the universe sat down on the crapper to take a little break from that whole Big Bang thing, there was born a star that was different from all the others.

As planets formed and cooled in the galactic cradle, as the galaxies began the very first rotation of their endless spin, as God looked around and said, “Hey, what the fuck do I do now?” (followed shortly by, “Whoa, I am tripping BALLS.”, because God’s just that kind of guy) this star shone with hues that no one had ever seen before.

It was a rainbow star, a glittering bubbly bauble of ridiculousness in a vast, cold void of death, the only beautiful light in a universe peppered with little more than gas, black holes and some rogue space unicorns. (remember, God *was* tripping balls back then.)

Then one day, the star ran out of colors.

So it did what any sensible star would do.

It exploded.

Stardust washed over the entire universe, bringing with it vivid hues, sparkles, and if you were really lucky, construction paper and glue.

It collected in people over the years, making little piles of glitter and rainbows. In people, it found new flavors of color.

The best and brightest of these starchildren is named Bethanie.

She shone like no other, in her, the star’s essence bubbled and seethed, granting her the power to karate-chop evil in the DICK.

Loved by many and hated by space unicorns, Bethanie roams the galaxy on a metal steed she made out of old shoes and lycra, and all who see her rainbow-banded leggings can’t help but drop their pants in salute of this marvel of a woman.

She has littered the trail of history with broken hearts, whole nations have sworn fealty to her, entire planets have exploded for a glimpse of her beauty, and children pray to her every night — they even named a street after her in San Francisco once.

Such is the legend of Bethanie, who can kill with a stare, perform exquisite ballet in sneakers, who renders particle physicists mute with awe when delivering a soliloquy about balogna, who can form religion from bubbles, whose mere freckles have made warlords wear their brown pants, who has personally high-fived a goddamn T-Rex, who time-traveled just to get a donut in 1885 Berlin, who uses a doomsday device to brush her teeth, who can do nothing but bend reality to be awesome around her.

She is not the alpha.

She is not the omega.

She transcends the beginning and the end, because she can’t help being anything but the NOW.

She is THE BETHANIE.

Rainbow colors. Freaky flowers. Republicans: SEIG HEIL!¡

So Yeah, I’m fully digital. I live My loud, proud, fully customized life and lifestyle. What part in that would You like to play?¿
What I’m doing with my life
I live in Orlando and make my living in some very random and fun ways. I'm working on expanding my social circle and making friends that don't suck. It's going well. I've managed to get rid of a lot of the highly toxic people in my life and replace them with other, healthy, people who tend to embrace and enjoy life. It's a good thing. So if you're a non-toxic humanoid that wants a good friend, I'd probably be down.
I like to make art. That means different things at different times. Sometimes I paint things. Sometimes I draw stuff. Sometimes I write poetry or stories. I'm writing a book. I like to sculpt odd little objects to play with or put in my hair.
I like physics and want to learn as much as I possibly can about it because, holy wow, shit is interesting and I love delving into the world of MOAR KNOWLEDGE.

I'm dancing in the sunshine, mostly.

I'm on a constant quest of self-betterment and understanding, I want to be love personified.
I’m really good at
Baking, messiness, silliness, drawing, painting, singing, writing poetry, journaling, growing armpit hair, exploring ceiling tiles, cooking, BAKING, sewing, hula hooping, cheering people up, crossing boundaries, cuddling with my friends/lovers, being outlandish, over-analyzing and driving myself crazy!
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a monster for hairz. Said monster is constantly changing colors and shapes and lengths, just like most of us. The monster only likes to be touched lovingly.
I have tattoos, people like to point them out to me a lot, which is okay, if not a bit redundant.
People tend to notice my eyes a lot too, they're bright and blue and beautiful in their own little way.

Cavale sez: The first thing I noticed about you was your awesome Giving Tree tattoo.

starlight_ami be sayin: The first thing I ever noticed was your awesome super hero glasses-may they rest in peace. I also noticed that your house smelt of pot roast and whatever flavor of the week candle you had burning :) chyes. That's what I be eyeballin of you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love the journals of Anais Nin, the Harry Potter saga, most Ann Rice novels, and I just absolutely adore Robert Heinlein. My favorite favorite books are as follows:

-Chaos
-The Physics of Immortality
-To Sail Beyond the Sunset
-The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower

I am also fairly obsessed with reading textbooks which I believe to be a product of my never having attended school. [Don't worry, I am highly educated, I just spent my life in my room reading instead of attending an indoctrination station]

I love anything related to the Hitch Hikers Guide, including the old radio show. But this is about books...anyway. I'm super into reading the journals of my friends and other fellow humans. I'm an autobiography addict. I like reading books that I feel might better me as a person, enhance my mindset, open my thoughts up to different ideas and leave me feeling more satisfied than I was when I started reading.

I have been consistently non-picky about movies for most of my life, though I do have some favorites I suppose.

-I <3 Huckabees
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
-Pi

I love Mexican food, Italian, fresh fruits [specifically the tropical ones], chocolate things, beans and rice, etc.
The six things I could never do without
I can tell you one thing I COULD do without; THIS FUCKING STUPID QUESTION.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How to cultivate fun
-Self-betterment
-Blowing bubbles
-My self identity which continues be fluid as ever.
-How things work and operate and do what they do.
-What the fuck I want to do with myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not doing anything typical, that's for damn sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pick my nose and I've been known to pee in the bathtub while intoxicated.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to get out of your box, like doing small things, maybe some big things, would like to partake in some baking afternoons, like good beer, feel like you can enlighten me, or if you just feel the urge to say hello!
I'm always down for a good board game along with good conversation :]