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madlambe

27 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Love me some whiskey and laughs. Loves me some music both listening and making. Loves me long nights and fun.

I update this sporadically because I made this on a whim.

I can't really take anything seriously ... It's a gift and a curse :)

I tried to make my pictures as me as some of my best, my normal and my "bsing around and not caring how I look" so you should expect the best on a first date and be fine with the "bsing around" if we get to be comfortable. I think that's what you should expect as I bs around a lot.

Kim: madlambe

If I message you, I read your profile... Like really read it. I'll try to put something in the message relating to your profile but I'll always start with hey or hi as that's what you say to people irl. No one goes up to a person at a bar and is like. "Salutations! I see you enjoy breaking bad based on your dress! So how about said ending! Let me buy you a drink!" Don't expect it online because it's not real. You have as much as I responsibility to make the conversation flow as they guy, so let's really see if we can do that. If we can't donut online we can't do it irl.
Iuno just message me haha.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bachelors in criminal justice working in my field. Also write music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music, making people laugh, coloring inside the lines on my Spider-Man coloring book
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard. Tall. Funny. No shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club, Survivor, Rant, anything really Palahniuk, Child 44, Imperial Bedrooms, and more I can't think of.

Movies: Fight Club, all of Chris Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Death to Smoochy, V for Vendetta, Constantine, Pineapple Express...once again, just a taste

TV: Breaking Bad, South Park, Always Sunny, True Blood, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested Development, Ancient Aliens and anything really involving the universe or physics, the Office, Parks and Rec.

Music: there's too much but favs are Alkaline Trio, Bayside, Thrice, Thursday...things along those lines.

Food: Pizza, skettis and meatballs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
Music
Games
Ketchup
Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life...at its very core
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, hammered on in my room playing video games, depends on how I'm feeling.
You should message me if
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You want to!!
Also if your interested. I usually won't send a first message over these things as I never know what to say without sounding stupid and I'm better in person at this sort of thing haha.

I will probably message you if I'm drunk and find you attractive in both looks and/or your descriptions of yourself. In experience I find myself to be awkward in this online b.s. but I do promise I'm much better and easier to talk to in person.