Most importantly--this: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/37237857562

Mostly I work all day and then like to watch tv in my underwear.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHK0uFb6Vzw
I teach cooking classes and run my own cupcake delivery business. I'm also a freelance artist; I specialize in event planning, window displays and set/costume design. It keeps me active and I never experience the same work day twice.

making cupcakes, or making funny faces at babies when their parents aren't looking.

That I'm usually surprised to be there.

I don't read much, don't hold it against me.

My favorite movie is House of Yes. I love a dark, witty comedy.
Also: Clue, Serial Mom, Love in Thoughts, Precious, Goonies, Troop Beverly Hills, Death Becomes Her, Funny Games, lots more.

Honestly, I fail at music. I don't have an iPod, a single song on iTunes, nor do I own a single cd. Make me playlists and teach me.

I'm love trying new restaurants. Hungry Mother is currently my favorite, Red Lantern, Rattlesnake, Sweet Cheeks, Anchovies, Tres Gatos, ICOB, Estelle's.

All of the tv; I like it all. However, I watch it exclusively on HULU. I love Misfits, Inbetweeners, Workaholics, Summer Heights High, The Librarians, Parks & Recreation, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, RuPaul's Drag Race, and some really awful, but addictive shows on ABC Family. I've also recently watched the entire series' of Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Ghost Whisperer and a variety of other excessively embarrassing tv shows. I can't lie, I liked most of them.

Naps, cooking, Diet Coke, ibuprofen, awesome restaurants, a hot glue gun (really JUST the hot glue gun).

http://myfriendsaremarried.tumblr.com/post/31276683609/when-my-friend-tells-me-ill-find-love-when-i-stop

Probably watching Golden Girls in my underwear, and eating takeout. This profile is starting to portray me as a binge-eating hermit with poor taste in television.

I spent about three hours one day filling out my eHarmony profile and answering their 500 or so questions for a compatible match. At that point I finally realized it had never asked me if I was interested in men or women. Not knowing it was quite so religious, I clearly made a mistake. I'm hoping okcupid is a more beneficial experience.

You're fun, nerdy and ballsy enough to send the first message.