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32 M Charlestown, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:08am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Most importantly--this:


Mostly I work all day and then like to watch tv in my underwear. I'd like to change that by doing less of the first thing and doing more of the second thing, preferably with another person who I really care for. We might also, occasionally go outdoors.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach cooking classes and run my own cupcake delivery business. I'm also a freelance artist; I specialize in event planning, window displays and set/costume design. It keeps me active and I never experience the same work day twice.
I’m really good at
putting liquor in cupcakes, or making funny faces at babies when their parents aren't looking.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm usually surprised to be there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much, don't hold it against me.

My favorite movie is House of Yes. I love a dark, witty comedy.
Also: Clue, Serial Mom, Love in Thoughts, Precious, Goonies, Troop Beverly Hills, She-Devil, Death Becomes Her, Funny Games, lots more.

Honestly, I fail at music. I don't have an iPod, a single song on iTunes, nor do I own a single cd. Make me playlists and teach me the ways of the musically inclined.

I love trying new restaurants. Hungry Mother is currently my favorite, Red Lantern, Rattlesnake, Anchovies, Tres Gatos, ICOB, Estelle's, Cinquecento.

All of the tv; I like it all. However, I watch it exclusively on HULU. I love Orange is the New Black, Misfits, Inbetweeners, Workaholics, Summer Heights High, The Librarians, Parks & Recreation, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, RuPaul's Drag Race, How I Met Your Mother and some really awful, but addictive shows on ABC Family. I just started simultaneously watching X Files, Freaks & Geeks and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia from the beginning. I've also recently experienced the entire series of Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Ghost Whisperer and a variety of other excessively embarrassing tv shows. I can't lie, I liked most of them.
The six things I could never do without
Naps, cooking, Diet Coke, ibuprofen, awesome restaurants, a hot glue gun (really JUST the hot glue gun).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mostly about how many goats I'm going to need for my dowry. I'm not getting any younger or sexier.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching Golden Girls in my underwear, and eating takeout. This profile is starting to portray me as a binge-eating hermit with poor taste in television.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spent about three hours one day filling out my eHarmony profile and answering their 500 or so questions for a compatible match. At that point I finally realized it had never asked me if I was interested in men or women. Not knowing it was quite so religious, I clearly made a mistake. I'm hoping okcupid is a more beneficial experience.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're fun, nerdy and ballsy enough to send the first message.