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maenadwine

24 F Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a Bay Area native/transplant - I went to high school in the east bay, and moved back a year and a half ago. It's way more fun as an adult with a car and access to bars.

I'm a busy girl, balancing grad school, an internship, and a job. I work with kids, young adults, and parents for a living in a couple different social work lackey capacities and I love the hell out of it. I moved here after finishing undergrad in San Diego, and I think I may never leave, despite how I miss SoCal.

I can talk to you about gardening, sociological theories of structural inequality, how to properly assemble ikea furniture, what it's like living in Canada vs SoCal, or how to cook authentic enchiladas. I like to think of myself as well rounded.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass, taking names, standing out like a sore thumb in the hood.

Also getting my Masters, helping my family, and living a surprisingly fulfilling independent life with good friends and no complaints about the present. Sometimes I take my dog to the dog park.

I do all sorts of creative things that don't require musical talent. I'm a decent artist - I am particularly enthusiastic about watercolor. I also grow a hell of a house plant. Ask me about my newts.
I’m really good at
Telling you the natural history of the okapi? Talking welfare and institutions codes and Californian bureaucracy? Naming all of the Australopithecines in order of existence? Winning prizes at pub trivia?

I have an excellent education I love to waste and a real zeal for cluttering my apartment and then giving all the junk away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm chubby, I'm tall, I'm enthusiastically social - None of this tends to go unnoticed.

Please be a talker - I am one hell of a story teller, but I would hate to conversationally trample someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: In Watermelon Sugar, White Oleander, anything by Robin McKinley or Orson Scott Card, and a lot of really embarrassing paperbacks with dragons and werewolves on the front (shh).

Movies: Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer, Animal House, Away We Go, Jurassic Park, Pitch Black, Nightwatch, and Velvet Goldmine. Wes Anderson as a whole, The Life Aquatic in particular.

TV: Law & Order, True Blood, Game of Thrones, David Attenborough documentaries, every horrible TLC documentary ever broadcast at 3am.

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Hole, Interpol, The Pixies, Telekinesis, The Faint, Bikini Kill, The Smiths, Beck, Modest Mouse, Great Lake Swimmers. My music reflects my tastes, not who I am as a person - I won't judge someone for listening to country or dubstep.

Food: Ethnic, preferably spicy. In fact, it's close to mandatory.

Sidenote, I love the hell out of podcasts right now and am taking recommendations. Favorites of the moment are Judge John Hodgman, Sawbones, Savage Love, and Skeptics Guide to the Universe.
The six things I could never do without
Hydrogen, Carbon, Oxy- You get the idea.

I love my family, especially my baby sisters, and my close friends. I text as if I will die without it, and have an internet addiction that I should probably go to meetings for. My kitchen supplies are non negotiable, and neither is my favorite pillow or chosen side of the bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nitrogen cycles, phosphorous calcium ratios, proper orchid watering schedules, whether to walk or drive, why my clients need struggle so much surrounded by all this wealth, and whether my dog really loves me or is just happy to be fed.

To be fair, I do feed my dog really fancy food, so I'm not against buying her love.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, we cook and hang out and watch movies and play cards. Sometimes we get drunk and go dancing, more often we engage in ruining friendships with wii Mario games and good natured gossip.

When I'm by myself, holy crap do I watch a lot of History Channel and A&E. Or I sit in front of my fish tank. They are about equally entertaining.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a well thought out, deep, mysterious explanation for my ampersand tattoos that I trot out when new people ask. It is complete bullshit.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Please don't have a Buffalo Bill skin suit you need a chubby girl for, first off.

Please spell properly, please be actually interested in having a conversation, and please write more than two lines. Don't call my tattoos "sweet tats" and restrict "Hey baby how you doing" to ironic statements. I'm making the effort, so should you! :)

Bonus points if you have ever been described as an "interesting character."