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maenadwine

25 F Berkeley, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from all kinds of places but call the East Bay "home."

I'm a busy girl - just finished grad school and began a full time career in social services working with parents and kids.

I can talk to you about gardening, sociological theories of structural inequality, how to properly assemble ikea furniture (less torque is more), what it's like living in Canada vs Portland vs SoCal vs The Middle of Goddamn Nowhere, or how to cook authentic enchiladas. I like to think of myself as well rounded.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Kicking ass, taking names, standing out like a sore thumb in the hood.

Managing my caseload, helping my family, and living a shockingly fulfilling independent life with good friends and no complaints about the present. Sometimes I take my dog to the dog park.

I do all sorts of creative things that don't require musical talent. I'm a decent artist - I am particularly enthusiastic about watercolor. I also grow a hell of a house plant. Ask me about my newts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling you the natural history of the okapi? Talking welfare and institutions codes and Californian bureaucracy? Naming all of the Australopithecines in order of existence [edit: no longer true, they keep discovering new ones]? Winning prizes at pub trivia?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm chubby, I'm tall, I'm enthusiastically social - None of this tends to go unnoticed.

Please be a talker - I am one hell of a story teller, but I would hate to conversationally trample someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read mopey literary fiction set in Maine, embarassing paperbacks with dragons and werewolves on the cover, existentialist 60s scifi, inscrutable prose (In Watermelon Sugar will always be a favorite), and books with movie adaptations because I love to see how others saw a story.

I adore indie movies with uplifting endings, film festival movies with decidedly downer endings, mindless action (I'm looking at you, Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer), Dad Movies of the Nineties, and Wes Anderson as a whole, The Life Aquatic in particular.

I can lose whole weekends to high budget premium channel dramas, David Attenborough harassing animals, and every horrible TLC documentary ever broadcast at 3am.

Neutral Milk Hotel, Hole, Interpol, Bright Eyes, The Pixies, Telekinesis, The Faint, Bikini Kill, The Smiths, Beck, Modest Mouse, The Magnetic Fields. I call this the "Caucasian Mid Twenties Mix."

Ethnic food is ideal, preferably spicy. In fact, it's close to mandatory.

Sidenote, I love the hell out of podcasts right now and am taking recommendations. Favorites of the moment are Judge John Hodgman, Sawbones, Savage Love, and Skeptics Guide to the Universe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I need a clean home, green plants, fluffy pillows, good food, good music, and good company to survive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I sent that important fax, phosphorous calcium ratios, proper orchid watering schedules, whether to walk or drive, why my clients need struggle so much surrounded by all this wealth, and whether my dog really loves me or is just happy to be fed.

To be fair, I do feed my dog really fancy food, so I'm not against buying her love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, we cook and hang out and watch movies and play cards. Sometimes we get drunk and go dancing, more often we engage in ruining friendships with wii Mario games and good natured gossip. Or I'm at home with the dog watching Jurassic Park. Again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am deathly afraid of velociraptors.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
As is clearly evident, I am plus size, and no matter how cool I am and how well we get along, if you're not into plus sized girls you are going to be wasting both of our time.

Mutual respect is important. Conversation is important. Chemistry is important. Social skills are important.

Writing more than a line of text will work in your favor!