Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

maestra_momo

35 Irving, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Married
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awfully shy. It's really hard for me to feel comfortable around new people. Once I get over that, though, I'm talkative and giggly and cuddlesome. To quote an email from a friend, "You have all the qualities I believe men are looking for-- you're intelligent, well-educated, hella attractive (you may freely use that endorsement from me in any online personal ad), funny, employed, and you like sex."

Oh, and I think maybe I have a thing for werewolves because I have a big crush on Oz from Buffy (Oz, not Seth Green) and Remus Lupin. Though I think I wouldn't like them so much if I met one in real life. In fact, I'm pretty sure I would cry.

Despite the Horrifying Stereotype Test, I am not a Christian Bitch. I am not generally ignorant, definitely not jingoistic, and I'm non-violent. Oh, and not Christian or any other religion. And I don't think I've been a bitch since, say, high school, but I suppose I could be wrong.

I am painfully shy, inquisitive, and quick to laughter
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm fumbling, stumbling, and sometimes grumbling through life. I guess I'm lucky in that I don't often feel as if I'm bumbling. I have an aptitude for math and live in Texas, so I work in...you guessed it, the oil industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastinating, eating cookies, making shy people feel comfortable, and asking questions.

I'm really bad at dissembling, keeping up with the real world, and shooting pool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My raven-like hair and self-deprecating sense of humor. There is also a fairly high likelihood they are noticing I'm Indian. I'm not, but that doesn't stop people from noticing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I LURV MY DICTIONARY!!! Other than that, I eat up books by Salman Rushdie. My favorites are The Satanic Verses, The Moor's Last Sigh, and The Ground Beneath Her Feet. I liked 100 Years of Solitude a lot because, like Rushdie, Garcia Marquez creates a world teeming with wonder and possibilities. Hmmm...I really enjoyed Jorge Luis Borges's Labyrinths--in which he pretty much wrote the Gospel of Judas before the real deal was found. I am nerdy enough to really like Charles Dickens, especially A Tale of Two Cities and Great Expectations (no, I haven't seen the movie). When I'm tired, I prefer reading children's literature. My favorites there are The Prydain Chronicles, Ferdinand, and A Wrinkle in Time (and many other L'Engle books). Oh, and zipping back over to adult fiction (not "adult," you perv) if you read Gregory Maguire's Wicked, I like to think of myself as rather like Elphaba. I'm trying to read the Wheel of Time, but I keep getting stuck in the middle and having to start over a couple of years later. Last time I made it through book 7.

My favorite tv includes Buffy, Firefly, Farscape, Grimm, the Daily Show, and The Colbert Report (RIP).

I surely do like food a lot. No thanks to pigs, bell peppers, excessive tomatoes, Korean food, or cinnamon or raisins in my meat (though they are quite nice in bread). More please to eggplant, things involving cream, brie, mango, or honey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, Diet Dr. Pepper, books, long showers, cuddling, more cuddling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
human relationships. I don't just mean with a significant other. I mean how I relate to coworkers, friends, family, strangers, people in between--just how I relate with-around-in-on-next to people. I think our interactions with others have more to do with defining us than who we are in isolation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading some fantasy novel or out on a date with my husband, gmaestro, or sleeping. i love the sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little afraid of most things with skellingtons. And a lot of things without. Really, I'm a fraidy-cat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have words to say. Your words are most especially welcome if you happen to have left-of-center leanings. A girl could always use some friends. Girl friends, guy friends. Peeps to hang out with.

Oooh, if you're a super-dorky rocket scientist who writes poetry or makes ceramics or plays the guitar or follows some other artistic pursuit in your spare time, you simply have to write me. Both sides of your brain are sizzling and sending sparks to mine.

You want to introduce me to D&D.