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maestrobaldwin

34 M Christiansburg, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
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Drugs
Never
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things you should know about me:
1) I've pissed off camera gods in another life and they have decided to punish me in this life.
2) I seriously need some practice dating. I've had a very close group of friends I've known since undergrad and we have basically created our own language with inside jokes, random anecdotes and funny sounds. This, however had hindered me in communicating with others who cannot interpret our language. If you are interested in a free meal with the only requirement being an honest critique about our date, let me know! If nothing else, it will be an interesting evening to tell your friends about.
3) I'm freaking hysterical once you get to know me.
4) I love a good nap.
5) I love a good hike.
5) I enjoy funny sounding words (Waffle... seriously?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pianist/Conductor- I play for singers, instrumentalists and choirs. Adjunct music faculty for two local universities and am the music director/organist for a local church.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh so many things. Some of the highlights- finding funny sounding words. Making faces. Single handedly creating intricate orgami with mere cotton balls. Turning rubber bands into living room furniture. Making up things I'm good at doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My super sexy earlobes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book- "The Art of Racing in the Rain"
Movie- ???
Shows- Local news. So much funnier than sit-coms.
Music- I like most anything
Food- see music answer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog
2. My friends
3. My family
4. Fall
5. Water/Air/Food (the basics)
6. A Snuggie (ie. humor)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what animals think about, and not just what my dog thinks about. I've kind of figured that out. "Hey, I'm hungry. Hey, I need to go out. Hey, you aren't playing with me. Play with me. PLAY WITH ME. PLAY WITH, oh new person. Hey, you're a new person. Play with me. PLAY WITH ME." I'm talking about random animals like giraffes. I wonder if they think about what the world looks like from closer to the ground. Or other dogs. Do they think about their dog friends lives and envy what they have. I also think about religion and how messed up so many people have made God.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted from the work week but ready to go out if you are!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes cry at the reusable catheter commercials. WHY MUST THEY REUSE THEIR CATHETERS... Oh the humanity.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've ever seen an exotic animal in the grocery store or if you know of a funny sounding word like "waffle"... (say it slow...waaaaaa-fffffffflllllle) Seriously funny sounds make up that word!