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maestrobaldwin

33 M Christiansburg, VA

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Last Online
Jun 24
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Straight
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Never
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Single
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Offspring
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English

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My self-summary
Things you should know about me:
1) I've pissed off camera gods in another life and they have decided to punish me in this life.
2) I seriously need some practice dating. I've had a very close group of friends I've known since undergrad and we have basically created our own language with inside jokes, random anecdotes and funny sounds. This, however had hindered me in communicating with others who cannot interpret our language. If you are interested in a free meal with the only requirement being an honest critique about our date, let me know! If nothing else, it will be an interesting evening to tell your friends about.
3) I'm freaking hysterical once you get to know me.
4) I love a good nap.
5) I love a good hike.
5) I enjoy funny sounding words (Waffle... seriously?)
What I’m doing with my life
Pianist/Conductor- I play for singers, instrumentalists and choirs. Adjunct music faculty for two local universities and am the music director/organist for a local church.
I’m really good at
Oh so many things. Some of the highlights- finding funny sounding words. Making faces. Single handedly creating intricate orgami with mere cotton balls. Turning rubber bands into living room furniture. Making up things I'm good at doing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book- "The Art of Racing in the Rain"
Movie- ???
Shows- Local news. So much funnier than sit-coms.
Music- I like most anything
Food- see music answer.
The six things I could never do without
1. My dog
2. My friends
3. My family
4. Fall
5. Water/Air/Food (the basics)
6. A Snuggie (ie. humor)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what animals think about, and not just what my dog thinks about. I've kind of figured that out. "Hey, I'm hungry. Hey, I need to go out. Hey, you aren't playing with me. Play with me. PLAY WITH ME. PLAY WITH, oh new person. Hey, you're a new person. Play with me. PLAY WITH ME." I'm talking about random animals like giraffes. I wonder if they think about what the world looks like from closer to the ground. Or other dogs. Do they think about their dog friends lives and envy what they have. I also think about religion and how messed up so many people have made God.
On a typical Friday night I am
exhausted from the work week but ready to go out if you are!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes cry at the reusable catheter commercials. WHY MUST THEY REUSE THEIR CATHETERS... Oh the humanity.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've ever seen an exotic animal in the grocery store or if you know of a funny sounding word like "waffle"... (say it slow...waaaaaa-fffffffflllllle) Seriously funny sounds make up that word!