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maestrocalhoun
25 / M / straight / Single
Shelby, North Carolina
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Leo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Education / Academia
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am artisticly artistic, scrumtrulescent, and seriously awesome.
My Self-Summary
First and foremost, I have a knack for the hyperbolic. Also, I went
to college. I heard that ladies like educated dudes so I knew what
I had to do. If you go to college for some other reason than
impressing the ladies [or gentlemen if that is the case], I think
you're really missing the boat.
So, in conclusion, I'm awesome, could very well rock your world, and I went to college. If you were playing a game of mystery date and you opened your door to find your mystery date you would totally not be all "I got the dud." What I'm saying is, you'd normally have to look at the frame of a house to find a stud, or you could look right here on the internet. So, internet is better.
So, in conclusion, I'm awesome, could very well rock your world, and I went to college. If you were playing a game of mystery date and you opened your door to find your mystery date you would totally not be all "I got the dud." What I'm saying is, you'd normally have to look at the frame of a house to find a stud, or you could look right here on the internet. So, internet is better.
What I’m doing with my life
plenty and more
I’m really good at
Art, music, picking things up above my head, and love making.
The first things people usually notice about me
My t shirt
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a) Something by David Sedaris but we'll make it a game on what
exactly it is
b) Fight Club, Clerks, and Pulp Fiction
c) indie, Ben Folds, the Mountain Goats, Elliott Smith and what not
d) We'll say chicken
b) Fight Club, Clerks, and Pulp Fiction
c) indie, Ben Folds, the Mountain Goats, Elliott Smith and what not
d) We'll say chicken
The six things I could never do without
Music, Art, photography, internet, television, you (awww, but
seriously not really you but only because I don't know you)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The complexities of space/time and the one who got away
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am batman.
You should message me if
You want to...or if you don't want to, or if you're bored or
whatever.
