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37 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:52am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Online dating is like the time I stubbed my toe on the kitchen table while running for the phone, spent $200 on a telemarketer who sold me a lifetime supply of Arby's coupons, and then a seagull flew into my home and stole my remote.

In real life I'm an engineer and science nerd, but in fantasy I'm a wanderer and an artsicle. I'm on OKC because I find the opportunity to meet strange and cool new people very appealing. If we date or just become friends, either is fine with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Paying people to make me laugh.
Trying to look busy to fit in.
Eating bread.
Playing piano and failing.
Taking comedy classes to meet friends that can make me laugh for free.
Quitting bread.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being good at online dating.
Not listening to authoritative figures about things that matter.
Listening to idiots talk about meaningless ideas.
Trying my best to avoid answering questions.
Not knowing when to stop.
Eating bread.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't cut my hair because I look like I might not be able to afford to. Or maybe that I get my hair cut in Chinatown... because that would be the truth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read books, I promise.
The older the instrument the more I will like the music, that's how it seems to go.
I eat food I promise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Musical instruments.
Funny people.
Universal idea of love as a fabric of the cosmos connecting all life as quantumly entangled conscious beings forming incredibly long run on sentences.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How amazing it would be to live the life of a pirate.
If I was born in the wrong century.
What adventure will lead to my demise.
What adventure will lead me to you.
Isaac Asimov's, The Last Question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out listening to a local band at a small bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh at my own jokes.
I'm terrible at jokes.
I've been to communist jail.
I eat too much bread.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need your router fixed.