But here I am writing one.
I hate contradictions, too.
Anyways, I hate these things because I never really know what to say. So, I'm going to be horribly, horribly generic, brief, and otherwise to the point, as the axiom "brevity is the soul of wit" is a statement I've taken perhaps too much to heart.
I'm 20, I live in Woodinville, 30 minutes north of Seattle, Washington, and for some information that isn't at the top of my profile, I'm a nerd, I'm filled with a quiet loathing for my job, and I'm quietly looking for more time and money to go to the range, as practicing my marksmanship is just about the only hobby I practice that involves me leaving the house these days which makes me kinda sad.
I am relaxed, humourous, and fun-loving