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28 M Valley Stream, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:54am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a musician. I like horrifying art and the outdoors. I want to hike.
What I’m doing with my life
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endless school. music, then english, then philosophy, now medicine. I play in a metal band. going on a north american tour in september.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering things
The first things people usually notice about me
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that one of my eyes is two different colors. sectoral heterochromia. blue and brown. like a husky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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authors: herman hesse, jg ballard, clarice lispector, william burroughs, heidegger, borges, bulgakov

directors: david cronenberg, andrei tarkovsky, alejandro jodorowsky, the coen brothers, tommy wiseau

tv: the wire, twin peaks, deadwood, xavier: renegade angel, the kingdom, the armando iannucci shows, true detective

music: albert ayler, captain beefheart, scott walker, darkthrone, abigor, derek bailey, skip james, gorguts, swans.

dangerously spicy foods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mothman, how I should meditate more often, science, pseudoscience, pseudopseudoscience
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
band practice, jazz show, movies, dive bar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I made one of these before, and deleted it out of shame or some shame-like feeling. so I've answered a ton of match questions more than once.
You should message me if
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you're not going to tell me that you're bad at introductions.

also, I've noticed more than once that people have written something here to the effect of "no creeps." now, I'm pretty sure that I'm not a creep, but are there a lot of creeps that self-identify as creeps? does anyone see that shit and think "OH, I guess I'd better move along and not send pictures of my penis to this person or say some awful pickup artist thing?" I can't imagine that this works.