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magickarpediem

28 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Sarcastic, tsundere, sanguine, sombre, and semi-nocturnal.

I tend to change hobbies as often as I change my underwear. Mostly because the breadth of the human experience is fascinating, but also because there's nothing quite like the feeling of warm underwear straight out of the dryer.

I've watched the man burn but would not consider myself a burner. I wear all black but dance like a hippie. Cool under fire, but twitch when I sleep.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live in San Francisco, but literally just got a job in NYC so I'm here on a one way ticket staying at an airbnb until my cats notice that I'm gone.

I research human behavior and design things for a living. I will probably judge you based on how you peel a banana. Nothing personal. It's for a science project.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing. I get into it. I have a hard time relating to people that just bob their head. So much wasted potential energy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm left handed. My tattoos. I have a love/hate relationship with fashion. I like to think that I dress well, but that's debatable. My wardrobe ranges from contemporary menswear to post-apocalyptic goth ninja shit. It's kind of hard to find a middle ground between these dichotomies so I tend to just go all out in either direction. I post a bunch of selfies on http://www.instagram.com/andymai if you're into that sort of thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Fifth Element, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Gattaca, Firefly, Cosmos, Star Trek, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, Miyazaki. The Large Hadron Collider turns me on. In my fantasy world, Carl Sagan, Elon Musk, and Neil deGrasse Tyson are my gay dads. Winter is Coming. I would probably be a neckbeard if I had the capacity to grow facial hair.

I like to read books that fuck with my brain. Vonnegut never fails to impress. I just recently finished Jeff Vandermeer's Southern Reach Trilogy which I want more people to read so we can discuss theories about what the fuck is going on.

Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Booka Shade, Royksopp, Odesza, Tycho, Disclosure, Die Antwoord, The Faint, Grimes, Simian Mobile Disco, The Knife, Lo-Fang, Flume, The Weeknd, Moderat, London Grammar, The Presets, Hot Chip, Chromeo, Lorde, Chvrches, Tegan & Sara, IAMX, Hipster shit. Goth shit. Experimental shit. Occasionally trap shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet. I'm outdoorsy in that I like to get intoxicated in scenic places, but if I'm away from the Internet too long, I'll start fading away as if my parents never hooked up when they were 21.

Shoes. Some people talk with their hands; I talk with my feet.

Whiskey. Neat.

Pepcid AC. I got my DNA profiled and it told me I have an alcohol flush reaction. Pep helps me look like a normal human being during social situations which is already hard enough as it is.

Staying up late. Wearing all black.

Sleeping in. Brunch is served at 2PM.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Giraffes. Myth or Reality?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shave my armpits because eww.
You should message me if
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you fancy a drink or whatever social lubricant.