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28 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:42pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Sarcastic, tsundere, sanguine, sombre, and semi-nocturnal.

I tend to change hobbies as often as I change my underwear. Mostly because the breadth of the human experience is fascinating, but also because there's nothing quite like the feeling of warm underwear straight out of the dryer.

I've watched the man burn but would not consider myself a burner. I wear all black but dance like a hippie. Cool under fire, but twitch when I sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm left handed. My tattoos. I have a love/hate relationship with fashion. I like to think that I dress well, but that's debatable. My wardrobe ranges from contemporary menswear to post-apocalyptic goth ninja shit. It's kind of hard to find a middle ground between these dichotomies so I tend to just go all out in either direction. I post a bunch of selfies on if you're into that sort of thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Fifth Element, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Gattaca, Firefly, Cosmos, Star Trek, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, Miyazaki. The Large Hadron Collider turns me on. In my fantasy world, Carl Sagan, Elon Musk, and Neil deGrasse Tyson are my gay dads. Winter is Coming. I would probably be a neckbeard if I had the capacity to grow facial hair.

Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Royksopp, Disclosure, Die Antwoord, The Faint, Grimes, Simian Mobile Disco, The Knife, The Glich Mob, Lo-Fang, Flume, Hot Chip, Chromeo, Lorde, Chvrches, Tegan & Sara, IAMX, Hipster shit. Goth shit. Experimental shit. Occasionally trap shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet. I'm outdoorsy in that I like to get intoxicated in scenic places, but if I'm away from the Internet too long, I'll start fading away as if my parents never hooked up when they were 21.

Shoes. Some people talk with their hands; I talk with my feet.

Whiskey. Neat.

Pepcid AC. I got my DNA profiled and it told me I have an alcohol flush reaction. Pep helps me look like a normal human being during social situations which is already hard enough as it is.

Staying up late. Wearing all black.

Sleeping in. Brunch is served at 2PM.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Inhabiting someone else's body would be pretty sweet until the moment you realize your mouth is full of their spit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
◦ Going to a show.
◦ Dancing.
◦ Working on my resting bitch face.
◦ All of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shave my armpits because eww.