Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So you're sitting in a new barber shop waiting for a haircut, the
stylist asks you how you want it done and you hand her your card
that says how you like it from the last time because you can never
remember what the heck they do. You ask her how long she's been
doing hair since it's the nice thing to do to start small talk even
though it makes you feel uncomfortable because you're sitting still
with a huge black cloth draped over your entire body expecting to
come in close proximity with sharpened blades. "30 years." She
replies as she pulls out the clippers and buzzes them on and then
makes a strong, single sweep right across the side of your head
without ANY attachment. Then, has the audacity to tell you that's
what the card said. Pretty sure that's not what the card said, but
you know, I'm no barber. To this day I still wonder what my facial
expression was in that moment.
The next time you go back you wind up getting the speech impediment
OCD scatterbrained stylist fresh out of school that surprisingly
enough actually does a decent job with the duty aside from using
root pump instead of hair spray after knocking down a rack of
top-notch stylist products.
I guess the point is; I find myself getting into weird and
precarious situations frequently, especially in my line of
Come to think of it as I'm writing this it's about time for another