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25 Belchertown, MA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 2:50am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm multifaceted. I'm a lover, I'm a joker, I'm a trickster, I'm a wizard and I'm never late, I'm a sage, I'm a librarian, I'm a contrarian, I'm a fighter, I'm an artist, I'm a dreamer, I'm a schemer. I'm a creature of habit, I'm a creature of curiosity. I'm a believer in honor and loyalty.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer. Or aspiring writer. Or something of that nature. Words are my business, my playground, my battlefield.

I graduated with a degree to teach history, and although I've applied all over for the past 3 years, this isn't going anywhere. So I went back to school to be a computer IT guy. So I'll be the IT douchebag at your work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing (creatively), drawing, making people laugh, stupid trivia games, and games like Who wants to be a Millionaire and Jeopardy. I'm good at knowing History o' course.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes, or maybe theyre green or grey that day. Maybe my luscious locks are first.

But then again, I'm not quite sure, since i've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- I like Dan Brown, Harry Turtledove, JRR Tolkien, Dragonlance, Song of Ice and Fire Series, Star Wars books, and History books. I'm a bibliophile, I love collecting, reading and owning books. I own 700+ books. My room is its own library. My goodreads account is:

Movies- mostly comedies. But almost any comedy and i'd like it. Some nerd-action movies, anything marvel, Sherlock Holmes is good too, and anything with Robert Downey Jr or Tom Hanks, or Paul Rudd, and i'm down. I love Star Wars, LotR, The Dark Knight

Music- 1960s-1980s, Beatles, Billy Joel, Styx, Journey, ELO, Queen, Foreigner, Neil Diamond, Paul McCartney etc. Seriously though, if you love ELO, or even know them, message me and let's rock out!

Food: pizza, taco bell, and ummmm i can't think of anything else, im not a big food guy, if i could i wouldnt eat, i deem it, aside from vital sustenance, a waste of my time.

TV: Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Seinfeld, Reno 911!, Doctor Who, Futurama, Ugly Americans, Conan, Daily Show, History Channel, Chuck, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Ghost Hunters, A Haunting, Paranormal Witness, Archer, John Benjamin has a Van, Bob's Burgers, Community, Jeopardy, The Office, 30 Rock, SNL, BBC's Sherlock, Constantine, Supernatural, Fringe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Paper
3. Internet
4. Computer
5. Brain (unless its the future and has a computer implant, that would combine 4 & 5)
6. White Blood Cells, but not an elevated count! OH GOD NO!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot. About anything and everything. In fact i believe i think too much, it may be a problem.

I can't count the reasons I should stay. One by one they all just seem to fade away.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for Wookiee in Alderaan places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was created from cosmic dust spewed out of millions of stars across the heavens. I am an astral being of limitless potential....or you know, some bloke on the Internet.

Also, my brain is bigger on the inside.
You should message me if
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Well, I guess if I tickled your fancy. I'm not able to stop you. Really, I physically cannot.

I'm looking for something. I'll know when I find it. Until then, carry on. Business as usual.