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25 M Belchertown, MA

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Last Online
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5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Who am I? That's a deep question. And so early on. I'm multifaceted. I'm a lover, I'm a joker, I'm a trickster, I'm a wizard and I'm never late, I'm a sage, I'm a librarian, I'm a contrarian, I'm a fighter, I'm an artist, I'm a dreamer, I'm a schemer. I'm a creature of habit, I'm a creature of curiosity. I'm a believer in honor and loyalty.

I tend to grate people when I first meet them. Some friends from college told me later on that they hated me when they first met me. But later on learned that what I said was never in mean spirits, just jest, and that I was an amazingly loyal friend. Their words, not mine. Okay, I put some of those words in their mouths.

My whole philosophy on life is that everything is funny, life is a joke, and you should spend it laughing. I often try and remind myself "Why so serious?"
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer. Or aspiring writer. Or something of that nature. Words are my business, my playground, my battlefield.

In my spare time, I am working on making a cartoon. You know, with the drawings, a moving funny. Yeah, you get the picture. It's going slowly.

I graduated with a degree to teach history, and although I've applied all over for the past 3 years, this isn't going anywhere. So I went back to school to be a computer IT guy. So I'll be the creep at your work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing (creatively), drawing, making people laugh, stupid trivia games, and games like Who wants to be a Millionaire and Jeopardy. I'm good at knowing History o' course.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes, or maybe theyre green or grey that day. Maybe my luscious locks are first.

But then again, I'm not quite sure, since i've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- I like Dan Brown, Harry Turtledove, JRR Tolkien, Dragonlance, Song of Ice and Fire Series, Star Wars books, and History books. I'm a bibliophile, I love collecting, reading and owning books. I own 700+ books. My room is its own library. My goodreads account is:

Movies- mostly comedies. But almost any comedy and i'd like it. Some nerd-action movies, anything marvel, Sherlock Holmes is good too, and anything with Robert Downey Jr or Tom Hanks, or Paul Rudd, and i'm down. I love Star Wars, LotR, The Dark Knight

Music- 1960s-1980s, Beatles, Billy Joel, Styx, Journey, ELO, Queen, Foreigner, Neil Diamond, Paul McCartney etc.

Food: pizza, taco bell, and ummmm i can't think of anything else, im not a big food guy, if i could i wouldnt eat, i deem it, aside from vital sustenance, a waste of my time.

TV: Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Seinfeld, Reno 911!, Doctor Who, Futurama, Ugly Americans, Conan, Daily Show, History Channel, Chuck, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Ghost Hunters, A Haunting, Paranormal Witness, Archer, John Benjamin has a Van, Bob's Burgers, Community, Jeopardy, The Office, 30 Rock, SNL, BBC's Sherlock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Paper
3. Internet
4. Computer
5. Brain (unless its the future and has a computer implant, that would combine 4 & 5)
6. White Blood Cells, but not an elevated count! OH GOD NO!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot. About anything and everything. In fact i believe i think too much, it may be a problem. In fact a majority of my free time is spent trying to find stuff to do so i don't think so much. Yeah boredom is the worst you guys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for Wookiee in Alderaan places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am, at heart, a romantic. I believe love can fix any problem there is. I know its naive, but I believe it with all my heart. Although trouble with women has often left me to question this ideal, and brought me through times of bitterness, but in the end I have always come back to this idea of pure love.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You feel so inclined to.

Also if you're willing to have a nerf war with me. That would be the greatest thing ever.