Well, I'm just your average guy in your average town... eh no. I'm
some sort of weird hybrid between a comedian, a jock and a nerd.
Jack-of-all things (not trades)? Yes. There are really too many
things about me to list here. Same goes for hobbies. I've tried in
the past, but I guarantee you that I'm interested in at least one
thing that you are. Perhaps more? I'm overly loyal, smart, witty,
and have a sense of humor (vulgar). I can (and do) appear to be
quite the asshole to someone looking at me from across the room or
bar. Get to know me however (or be in genuine distress), and I will
go to the ends of the earth to make you happy and/or help you out.
I eat healthy for the most part, but will gladly eat a greasy
cheese burger on occasion. I'm a damned good boyfriend. I'm a
people pleaser, and I will give you the world if you are deserving.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of business.
I’m really good at
Playing the piano.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes... Haha yeah right. Probably my gorilla arms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything sci-fi/fantasy or military.
Movies: Action/adventure, sci-fi, comedy, historical, the
occasional romantic comedy.
TV Shows: South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Big Bang Theory, New
Girl, Grimm, Modern Family, Daily Show, Colbert, anything on
History, Science, or Discovery.
Food: Just about anything. I find myself going to Chic Fil A and
Chipotle more than anywhere else however.
The six things I could never do without
Gym, car, phone, friends, motorcycle, internet (reddit). Not
necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fantastic process of stellar evolution.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something completely normal like beer, movies and friends. Or
something extraordinary, like an expedition in the arctic, fast
roping out of a helicopter, or blazing down Keystone in the dark.
Life needs balance. So do Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still have my 4 year old power ranger/karate/superhero aerobatics
moments when no one is looking.
You should message me if
If you've made it this far, this next part may come as a shocker. I
do not get around (re: not prude), I don't want to get around, but
when I finally arrive, I do not disappoint. I want a girlfriend.
Not just some placeholder either. I'm ready for the real deal. I
have high standards which include: Ambition, motivation,
intelligence, a compatible sense of humor, and some emotional
maturity. Being a genuinely kind person is also a must. Have what
it takes? Let's dance.