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36 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:44pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Spanish (Okay), Indonesian (Okay)

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My self-summary
i'd rather be laughing. i think my favorite color is blue but i only buy things that are green or orange. lately i seem to be into pink. i prefer to make three right turns instead of one left. i am very curious about different mediums of glue. i collect a lot of silly things. i like glueing these things to each other. i like to tell people i'm from buffalo even though i've never been there. i often turn the socks I am wearing into puppets. consequently, a lot of my socks have eyes drawn on them. i think rain smells like worms. i love the smell of baby pigs. when i dance i wiggle and employ gun hands. i still sleep with my dinosaur comforter from the 3rd grade... i do not like table spoons, ten dollar bills, sliding shower doors, doors without turn locks, doors in general, blinds, pulling cotton, automatic windows, motion sensor paper towel dispensers, and whole milk. i am scared of egg sacs and bridges.
What I’m doing with my life
everything I want to be doing
I’m really good at
dinosaur "art"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
vonnegut, dickens, cummings, shakespeare, robbins, klosterman, adams, heller, parker, silverstein, seuss, thompson

deep blue sea, cutting edge, tremors, die hard, animalympics, any vehicle that furthers the career of duane 'the rock' johnson, explosions, sharks, dinosaurs, well choreographed dance routines, syfy

buffy the vampire slayer, supernatural, lost, battlestar galactica, west wing, archer, daily show, colbert report, snl, 80s anything, bev-niner, iron chef, walking dead, game of thrones, the wire, community

bob dylan, white stripes, pixies, rolling stones, lead belly, josh ritter, kenny rogers, janis joplin, badfinger, frightened rabbit, willie nelson, m. ward, ida maria, fugazi, screeching weasel, neutral milk hotel...this is impossible...right now i am listening to all of my songs that begin with the letter g, of which there are 987.

food is good. i like it. all of it. food AND drink is better.
The six things I could never do without
friends, dinosaur stickers, whiskey, music, sunglasses, nail polish...i forgot coffee...yeah, gonna need seven things i could never do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why there were so many chainsaws on hand at that flight school in Sharknado.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i don't think for unicorns to have existed is outside the realm of possibility.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating