Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Because I am a fabulous conversationalist and a total gentleman. :)
And I know where all the good places are to eat and always provide.
:) I can promise you a excellent meal and fun conversations (and if
you drink, some uber-tasty wine/sake as well).
Update: It's come to this; the token DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF
-If your goal on OkCupid is to hit up random strangers for money.
That's sweet that my manliness apparently made you fall hopelessly
in love with me within 5 seconds of reading my profile (was it the
beard?). That's not so sweet to follow up this declaration of love
with a request for $700 dollars (was it, uh, the beard again?). In
all seriousness, you'll just waste your time, and besides, I'm told
the Nigerian scammers are frustrated with the competition.
-"Sugar babies". Never have or will ever "pay for it", so I'm
afraid I cannot help there. Check in with the former Governor of
New York Eliot Spitzer, heard he's into that sort of thing. Or
maybe a job, I heard those also work.
-Cheaters: just no. In fact, please just leave your partner before
you get both of yourselves hurt or sick.
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