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mahvulous

39 M Riverside, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Allow me to temporarily go full new age and just say that I'm a happy gentleman that likes being a conduit for the universes more positive energies. :)

So this means I am good for a fabulous day/night out and making someone feel fabulous even if the world as a whole currently is not so fabulous. :) I also like to just up and pick up and travel to some place random and beautiful. Day jobs HATE it when you do this, but it's ok; we're not terribly fond of them either, eh? :)

P.S. I find logic loops within people's profiles the funnies, like this:
Smokes: When Drinking
Drinks: Often
or
Religion: Whatever and laughing about it
Sign: Scorpio and as serious as a loaded firearm

UPDATE:
Ahem:
They're going to the store in their car, over there in Culver City.
You're not a unique and beautiful snowflake, no matter what your mom says.
;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in videogames, stay active (usually by biking along the beach when its not COLD, damn you weather), participate in church and charity, and be happy.

I am also learning massage therapy, to better compliment my healing nature. I've always been a healing person, and very sensual and receptive. I find that life in all interactions is a good conversation. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being creative
-Picking out wines
-Healing
-Loving
-Being proud of my dorkdom
-Growing a beard (eat it, Zack Gala-whatever)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. People love 'em.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I only have things I dislike, everything else is great to me.
-Reality TV (bread and circuses, just like Rome at the end)
-Most of whatever they call music these days

But I am currently really digging:
-Game of Thrones (Charles Dance!), and much of the HBO shows out there right now
-Jetpack Joyride (fly my little jetpack dude)
-Pocoyo and Yo Gabba Gabba (actually my niece digs those shows, but it's great to see her reactions :) )

On food, I love EVERYTHING except carrots. :| Leave that s--- to the rabbits. Otherwise I am a big-time foodie and I often dunk my hard-earned money on scrumptious lunches of juicy porterhouse steaks, boiling pots of buttery ramen, delectable creamy-topping'd sushi...must stop, getting hungry. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Family and friends
-All my tech (sounds like a geek soap opera)
-Access to a sauna and jacquizzi
-Long showers (yes, in addition to the above)
-My sensual nature and my healing spirit
-I feel compelled to combo my three daily must-eats/drinks into the "sixth" thingy:
1. Fresh orange fruit in the morning
2. Banana before workout
3. Vanilla latte with whip cream (coffee = perfect opportunity for some kool hwhip)
Honorable mentions to fried eggs and Oreo cookies. Not at the same time obviously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What makes a good videogame idea, since, er, I'm paid to do that. Damn you work.
What and how to cook for dinner. How meaning: A)go all out (i.e. salmon and poached eggs) or B) go lazy bachelor (i.e. microwaved mac-and-cheese....mmmm, microwaved mac-and-cheese! :) ).
How my family and loved ones are doing.
My hopes and dreams.
How come they package hot dogs in packages of eight but the buns in packages of six. I believe they do this with hamburger patties as well. The government should create a Bun and Meat Bureau to sort this out. Or...maybe not, that sounds kinda weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating some really, really good food somewhere, either out or cooking (salmon usually).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like cheesy 80's music like Mister Mister or Rick Astley. :-/
I guess they are more earnest than the ironic hipster crap of today.
"I WANNA KNOOOW WHAT LOVE ISSSSS....
I WANT U TO SHOOOOOOW MMMMMEEeeee.."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Because I am a fabulous conversationalist and a total gentleman. :) And I know where all the good places are to eat and always provide. :) I can promise you a excellent meal and fun conversations (and if you drink, some uber-tasty wine/sake as well).

Update: It's come to this; the token DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF section:
-If your goal on OkCupid is to hit up random strangers for money. That's sweet that my manliness apparently made you fall hopelessly in love with me within 5 seconds of reading my profile (was it the beard?). That's not so sweet to follow up this declaration of love with a request for $700 dollars (was it, uh, the beard again?). In all seriousness, you'll just waste your time, and besides, I'm told the Nigerian scammers are frustrated with the competition.
-"Sugar babies". Never have or will ever "pay for it", so I'm afraid I cannot help there. Check in with the former Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer, heard he's into that sort of thing. Or maybe a job, I heard those also work.
-Cheaters: just no. In fact, please just leave your partner before you get both of yourselves hurt or sick.

And now for the PRIVACY NOTICE:
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