Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Seriously not looking. I only check my profile cause I find the
messages y'all send me to be hilarious. So, if you don't mind me
laughing at your expense, feel free to contact me.
Listen, I can't cook and I can't sing. I'm pretty much a down right
no good no good, but I'll keep it how it is, so you'll never say
how it used to be.
I wear too much eyeliner sometimes and I like to go out every
I like you if you can dance, and if you can actually tell the
difference between good dancing and bad dancing. If you can cook
you're leagues above me but at least I can help you catch lobster
from the nearest waters..which is usually just the Red Lobster down
Show me a good time, sing to me sweetly, call me a heavenly blessed
beauty and I'll melt in your arms...if you lift.
So I ask you, when you make the acquaintance of someone who is
about to disappear from your immediate reality, do they count? If
there is an expiration date on human interaction, does it make it
more precious or not at all?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I was 21 I moved to California with nothing. I'm leaving LAX
this Weds to move back home, even though I'm not ready and it was
more of me being forced, I've a lot more than when I left. There
were people who meant more to me there then I'm ever bound to find
I passed up a job at the U of M hospital once and ever since then
I've regretted it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting caught by my friends/family/roommates dancing around the
kitchen. But what else would I be doing in there? I'm certainly not
there to cook, HA.
Hunting balloon animals
Not listening to house music cause its dumb
Being the best wingwoman
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Devil of Nanking is my favorite book. Combines history,
mystery, and a gruesome twist that feeds my sick compulsive
I like dubstep/rock/popular music all with reservations. I'm
extremely picky. I don't like house music. In fact, if a house song
comes on in a club I will leave the dance floor and wait for the
song to be over.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-People who love me
-I need one more sooo probably sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the choices I've made and typically how my future will pan out.
But don't ask me about it because I will become inebriated with
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with people I don't really care for to pass time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not fat. I'm sorry. You can be shorter than me, taller than
me, more intelligent than I am, know less than I do, but if you're
fat, please don't. I'm on a four month kick of making it to the gym
everyday and not putting anything bad in my body. I don't want your
poor habits assimilating into my lifestyle.
Who are you looking for?
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