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mail_order_guy

25 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My dream is to be the person whose quote is on the paper Chipotle bag.

I grew up in the Philly 'burbs, carpetbagged down to Virginia for school, then moved back north to New York.

Things I like: laughing, trains, inside jokes, creating music, being outside, breakfast, challenges, Rhapsody in Blue, picking shit up, Pokey the Penguin, Howard Roark. If you do twitter I implore you to follow @RealCarrotFacts

IG: andrewselfies. I'm definitely not vain.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
software writer, frisbee thrower, bass player, nonprofessional dancer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
irish exits, moving my ears on command

scrabble
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Working through the Dune series, but taking breaks to try other things

American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine

I love concerts and dancing. I try to listen to a new album everyday at work.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Two students, James and John, are required by an English test to describe a man who, in the past, had suffered from a cold. John writes "The man had a cold", which the teacher marks as being incorrect, while James writes the correct "The man had had a cold." Since James' answer was right, it had had a better effect on the teacher.
Thus:
James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

That, and tardigrades.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am almost entirely composed of water
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Talking to strangers on this site sucks. Talking in person does not. You get the point.

I'm looking for someone who fucking loves life: passionate, fun, and not afraid of what others think. Someone who sometimes DGAF

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a loooooooooooong jacket