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mail_order_guy

25 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 4, 2014
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I <3 forts and fort-related activities.

I grew up in the Philly 'burbs, carpetbagged down to Virginia for school, then moved back north to New York.

Things I like: laughing, trains, inside jokes, creating music, being outside, breakfast, challenges, Rhapsody in Blue, picking shit up, Pokey the Penguin, Howard Roark. If you do twitter I implore you to follow @RealCarrotFacts

IG: andrewselfies. I'm definitely not vain.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
software writer, frisbee thrower, bass player, nonprofessional dancer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
irish exits, moving my ears on command

I will murder you in scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face is up here, miss
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently slogging through House of Leaves

American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine

I love concerts and dancing. I try to listen to a new album everyday at work. Run the trap
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If we're being completely honest: Coffee, sex

ice cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
. where Jay-Z was driving that had a 54 mph speed limit
. running away to the mountains. CO or WY
. tardigrades
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am almost entirely composed of water
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Talking to strangers on this site sucks. Talking in person does not. You get the point.

I'm looking for someone who fucking loves life: passionate, fun, and not afraid of what others think. Someone who sometimes DGAF

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a loooooooooooong jacket