I was born in New Jersey, a little after 11pm as best I can
remember. My employment history includes giving tennis lessons,
picking up seaweed, and spending time in a frog bog. If any one of
those requires more information, just send me an e-mail. After
graduating college Magna Cum Laude (don't be intimidated), I went
to law school and even passed the NJ bar. After a few months of
practicing law, I stopped and, after careful consideration (and a
lot of long bike rides along the Jersey Shore), I took a job and
moved to Brooklyn in 2002 and have lived in the same apartment ever
since. The secret to staying in one place for so long is to make
sure your landlady adores you. And I walk to work, unless of course
I'm biking to work. If you have a bike, now is the time to write me
an e-mail and tell me about it.
I'm a card carrying member of the Museum of Natural History, the
BAM Cinema Club, Handles (frozen yogurt), and The Treats Truck.
You'll be relieved to know I have a valid New York driver's license
and am registered to vote. At least half of my boxer briefs are
from Target. If this is a problem for you or your family, you can
stop reading right now.
Update: I just bought Classic Strawberry Chapstick at CVS. It has a
nice flavor and I notice women have been checking me out more
because of it, saying things like "damn boy, look at you and your
cute-ass chapstick." If you'd like to see/smell my Classic
Strawberry Chapstick send an e-mail.
Update to the update: I now own orange and blue sneakers. You need
to see. Hot. Ask me about them.