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mailguy41

42 Manville, RI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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This is where I'm suppose to impress you? That might not happen and I'm ok with that. In the words of Louis CK, I'm half dead. I'm a mailman, not as glamorous as it sounds ladies, I have three kids, all in college. Needless to say I have nobody else to bother now so Im here bothering you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides working five or six days a week for far too many hours, I'm trying to enjoy my life. Read further down, you'll see what I like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at funny shit. Being a decent human being with a sometimes disturbing sense of humor. Walking, I do it all freaking day. Pretty good at swearing a little too much. I'm not here to offend so if my saucy language does offend, I apologize. Also, using my blinker, it's fun you should try it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of a big dude, yes I'm really 6'2". I don't understand why some guys lie about that. The goal is to meet people on here. It might come out that you're a dwarf.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly nonfiction. I read political stuff, obscene, self help, satire, and stuff about magicians. I'm on a Houdini kick for some reason.
Movies: Mostly comedies: history of the World Part 1, Step Brothers, 40 Year old Virgin, Porky's, Anchorman, and the list goes on. i can and sometimes do watch RomCom's as well.
Stand up comedians: Tom Segura, Louis CK, Daniel Tosh, Demetri Martin, Hannibal Burress. John Mulaney, Bill Burr, Jim Jeffries, if i left you out I apologize
TV: Suits(it's the stuff), Elementary, Scandal, Community, New Girl
Food: i don't like the following; salmon, peas, beets, coconut, pineapple, cranberries and spinach. I'll try anything else.
Music: Garbage, David Gray, Drake, Billy Joel, Frank Zappa, U2, The Cranberries, Toby Keith. I'm all over the place with music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I need to eat
I need to laugh
I need to smell decent
I need family and close friends
I need a car
I need cash
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everyone comes to this site with a perceived notion of what they are looking for in a relationship and for their "other half", guilty as charged. We all have deal breakers but this world has become so black and white. I hope there is still a little room for a gray area. We all might be missing out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm up for just about anything, I don't have a curfew.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not to offend the A listers on this site but I think it's cheating, just saying.
You should message me if
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You want to chat and see if we hit it off.

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