Highly sarcastic female who wears an abundance of silver jewelry and will fully destroy a glass bottle of perfume to capture the last few droplets. In all seriousness though, I am a person who loves to laugh and can get along with virtually anybody provided that you have an extensive knowledge of pop culture (and I don't mean TMZ), literature, and know at least remotely what's going on in the world currently.
P.S. I inherited most of my philosophical views from Calvin and Hobbes.
P.P.S. I identify as Bi on this site due to OKCupid's inability to provide more appropriate categorization, but I would define myself as a Kinsey Scale 2

NYU graduate in Applied Psychology and American Sign Language. Currently in my last year of my Master's from Hunter College School of Social Work. Academia is my bitch.

Disarming people with my sarcasm

Bringing divergent people together

Making pasta dishes of any kind

Making obscure movie references

I can Jai Ho the shit out of you (if you don't understand this reference, don't respond) JK

Tree climbing

I can sound exactly like Yoshi from Mario

My mother says my hair is "glossy as a raven's wing"....it sounds creepy, but it's been reinforced over the years

Books: I'll read anything that anyone I respect suggests.
Movies: Anything with Peter Sellers or Madeline Kahn. Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Clue, Slumdog Millionaire, the Green Mile, etc etc
Shows: Don't really watch TV often but am a fan of the classic sitcoms like Friends
Music: I'm from the PNW so I am prone to listening to introspective music that often mirrors the subjugating weather patterns.
Food: The way to my heart is a steak and potatoes dinner

Phone

Friends

A good night's sleep

Mangoes

Music

Sex

Why people do the things they do and when did being in your early 20s translate into a license to be a narcissist?

I try not to engage in any activities that are "typical"/I don't always like doing the same thing every night. My last three Friday nights involved 1) sliding down a hill on a block of ice in Park Slope 2) riding every ride at Coney Island and watching the fireworks 3) dancing in my room in my underwear to Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself."

I believe two things will always be funny barring serious injury...
1) people running into things
2) people falling down

I am at times prone to the latter

you can build a sick treehouse
you don't feel the need to provide me with a biography in the first message, a well placed sarcastic comment or pun will do
you don't lie about your height (I'm a tall girl)
you know all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody
you use antiquated, but awesome words like shenanigans and tomfoolery

*For some girls perusing my page, I don't want to be your boyfriend/husband's birthday present nor do I have any interest in a threesome (unless its with Joseph Gordin Levitt and Jennifer Lawrence)