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25 North Hollywood, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:24am
Indian, White
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Sign Language (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Highly sarcastic female who wears an abundance of bangle jewelry (my friends call me "the gypsy") and can quote Marisa Tomei's "Imagine You're A Deer" speech from My Cousin Vinny in a perfect New York accent without missing a beat. In all seriousness though, I am a person who loves to laugh and can get along with virtually anybody provided that you have an extensive knowledge of pop culture, literature, and know remotely what's going on in the world currently.
P.S. I inherited most of my philosophical views from Calvin and Hobbes.
P.P.S. I identify as Bi on this site due to OKCupid's inability to provide more appropriate categorization, but I would define myself as a Kinsey Scale 2
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Relocated from NYC after 5 years of wearing my soles/soul thin and catapulting my way through grad school.

I work as a therapist for Deaf/hard of hearing/hearing children in foster care and I absolutely love my job. Be warned, I will talk ad nauseam about it if you let me. Also, I actually do enjoy teaching people signs, but if you imitate a deaf person's speaking voice to me, I will get up and leave immediately.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing weird dance moves when I'm uncomfortable (think Stewart from Mad Tv..."look what I can do!")

Actual dancing

Bringing divergent people together

Cooking pasta

Making obscure movie references

Tree climbing

I can sound exactly like Yoshi from Mario
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mother says my hair is "glossy as a raven's wing" sounds creepy, but it's been reinforced over the years
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll read anything that anyone I respect suggests.
Movies: Anything with Peter Sellers or Madeline Kahn. Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, The Birdcage, History Of The World Part I, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Clue, Slumdog Millionaire, the Green Mile, etc etc
Shows: Don't really watch TV often (translation: I don't have cable), but I am a fan of the classic sitcoms like Friends. Oh and GoT, because I have a pulse.
Music: I'm originally from the PNW so I am prone to listening to introspective music that often mirrors the subjugating weather patterns.
Food: The way to my heart is a steak and potatoes dinner
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat (he is the shit)


A good night's sleep



American Sign Language
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do the things they do and when did being in your 20s translate into a license to be a narcissist?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Providing over the top eye rolls to strangers asking me "So like, what are you?" (re: my ambiguous ethnicity).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I believe two things will always be funny barring serious injury...
1) people running into things
2) people falling down

I am at times prone to the latter.

I also sometimes narrate/sing what I'm doing in a high falsetto when I'm scared (e.g. walking home alone in a bad neighborhood). I've probably entertained dozens of bystanders with my renditions of "Run, Dumbass, Run" and "Why Did I Wear Heels?"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You can build a sick treehouse
2) You don't feel the need to provide me with a biography in the first message, a well placed sarcastic comment or pun will do
3) You don't lie about your height (I'm a tall girl)
4) You know all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody
5) You use antiquated, but awesome words like shenanigans and tomfoolery
6) You have something more to say than "hey" or "how are you"

*For some girls perusing my page, I don't want to be your boyfriend/husband's birthday present nor do I have any interest in a threesome (unless its with Joseph Gordin Levitt and Jennifer Lawrence)