Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Highly sarcastic female who wears an abundance of bangle jewelry
(my friends call me "the gypsy") and can quote Marisa Tomei's
"Imagine You're A Deer" speech from My Cousin Vinny in a perfect
New York accent without missing a beat. In all seriousness though,
I am a person who loves to laugh and can get along with virtually
anybody provided that you have an extensive knowledge of pop
culture, literature, and know remotely what's going on in the world
P.S. I inherited most of my philosophical views from Calvin and
P.P.S. I identify as Bi on this site due to OKCupid's inability to
provide more appropriate categorization, but I would define myself
as a Kinsey Scale 2
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Relocated from NYC after 5 years of wearing my soles/soul thin and
catapulting my way through grad school.
I work as a therapist for Deaf children in foster care and I
absolutely love my job. Be warned, I will talk ad nauseam about it
if you let me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing weird dance moves when I'm uncomfortable (think Stewart from
Mad Tv..."look what I can do!")
Bringing divergent people together
Making obscure movie references
I can sound exactly like Yoshi from Mario
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mother says my hair is "glossy as a raven's wing"....it sounds
creepy, but it's been reinforced over the years
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'll read anything that anyone I respect suggests.
Movies: Anything with Peter Sellers or Madeline Kahn. Too Wong Foo
Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, The Birdcage, History Of The
World Part I, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Clue, Slumdog
Millionaire, the Green Mile, etc etc
Shows: Don't really watch TV often (translation: I don't have
cable), but I am a fan of the classic sitcoms like Friends. Oh and
GOT, because I have a pulse.
Music: I'm originally from the PNW so I am prone to listening to
introspective music that often mirrors the subjugating weather
Food: The way to my heart is a steak and potatoes dinner
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good night's sleep
In no particular order....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do the things they do and when did being in your 20s
translate into a license to be a narcissist?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Providing over the top eye rolls to strangers asking me "So like,
what are you?" (re: my ambiguous ethnicity).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe two things will always be funny barring serious
1) people running into things
2) people falling down
I am at times prone to the latter.
I also sometimes narrate/sing what I'm doing in a high falsetto
when I'm scared (e.g. walking home alone in a bad neighborhood).
I've probably entertained dozens of bystanders with my renditions
of "Run, Dumbass, Run" and "Why Did I Wear Heels?"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You can build a sick treehouse
2) You don't feel the need to provide me with a biography in the
first message, a well placed sarcastic comment or pun will do
3) You don't lie about your height (I'm a tall girl)
4) You know all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody
5) You use antiquated, but awesome words like shenanigans and
6) You have something more to say than "hey" or "how are you"
*For some girls perusing my page, I don't want to be your
boyfriend/husband's birthday present nor do I have any interest in
a threesome (unless its with Joseph Gordin Levitt and Jennifer
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