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majestic_moose

36 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–90
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a quiet geek. Technophile, but not enthusiastic about the way our civilization chews up people and ecosystems. Comfortable with the unusual. Vegetarian, agnostic, semi-nocturnal. Ubuntu user. Euro-boardgame enthusiast. Polyamorous, pro-touch, pro-sex, pro-kink. Honest (almost always), and much more patient than I used to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Goofing off after finishing a master's in computer science. Sex and relationships with a ton of yummy people who are good about sharing. Games (mostly Pathfinder RPG and German boardgames, some of which are excellent).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being literal, open and straightforward. Hummus and pesto. Spelling. Multiple-choice tests. Sex. Ignoring the dictates of culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Stuff I'm wearing (if unusual). My hairstyle (if unusual). After that, maybe that I'm quiet and fidgety.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and sequels. Critique of Religion and Philosophy. The Left Hand of Darkness. Watchmen. The C Programming Language. Asimov's Guide to Shakespeare.
Movies: I don't watch movies unless someone else suggests one, and then I usually enjoy it okay. I'll watch anything except the kinds of things that Adam Sandler is usually in.
Music: I like a lot of music, but Radiohead and Joni Mitchell stand out as especially consistent. (Anyone gets bonus points for using more than four chords per song.)
Food: Pizza, curry, pasta, burritos, sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Do what?

Okay, okay..."First, I'd like to thank my constituents: Carbon, Oxygen, Hydrogen..."

Hmm.

If this is about what I can't be happy without, that some other people CAN be happy without, I'll list clear verbal communication, freedom, the Internet, physical comfort, self-respect, and sex. Yes, I put those in alphabetical order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of our civilization. Or when that gets too depressing, as it often does, then boardgames and sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either surfing the Web or hanging out quietly with friends and/or loved ones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...okay, I could write something flippant, but I'm going to do this seriously. After my dad died, when I went up and saw him there lying in bed looking peaceful, I felt a wave of love and affection for him which for the first time in maybe decades was not mixed with stress and fear because he was probably thinking disappointed thoughts about me, thoughts which I would probably find entirely justified and concur with, given how similar we were and how much we tended to be on the same page about things. I wish I had been able to feel that while he was alive.
You should message me if
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you are very interested in me, are not habitually violent or deceptive, and are okay with the fact that my free time (not already taken up by other lovely people) is very limited. Usually not very attracted to cisguys, but it varies. (I kind of wish OkCupid knew more than three orientations.)