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make_the_call

29 M Whittier, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

You shouldn't take this "self-summary" seriously. Obviously. But, really, I'm a swell guy.
What I’m doing with my life
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While going back to school, I am involved with producing/writing/acting in film. I am also working on a new musical project with big plans in the coming year.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Hey! Nostradamus, Choke, What Dreams May Come

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stand By Me, Like Crazy, The Tree of Life, Blue Valentine, The Sandlot, Stepbrothers

Music: Thrice, Arcade Fire, Coldplay, The Cure, Radiohead, Atmosphere, The xx, Joy Division, BR& NEW
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My son
2. Iced Americanos
3. Spotify
4. Passion
5. Sushi
6. A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if a percentage status really determines whether or not I'm compatible with someone on this thing. If you can't judge a book by its cover (but by the story it tells), how can you judge based off of a percentage status?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typically at Starbucks sipping on an Iced Americano reading/writing with my headphones in, or catching a movie with good company.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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