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makesyoulaugh86

34 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 11:43am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am the sort of guy who thinks life is more or less about doing all the interesting things that human beings happen to do while not getting yourself killed while doing so. I will take the risk that I'm going to embarrass myself by sending a girl a bunch of super bad jokes on the off chance it'll make her smile for five minutes (I promise you I only send the *very best* super bad jokes). I will also take the chance you couldn't care less when I try and talk passionately about presidential politics and French movies from sixties and the best places around town to get Chinese food or a burger. My friends (god bless those charitable weirdos) would describe me as intelligent, creative, passionate and ambitious, but at the same time I've got a sarcastic/sardonic streak a mile-wide. To add to the mix, I'm Canadian, which means I will always try to be polite and friendly, actually apologize when I bump into people, do my best to be a gentleman and will probably end up telling you how to dress properly for winter. (Sadly, I've forgotten how to dog-sled).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the general counsel at a tech start-up focused on the fashion industry. Otherwise, I'm busy trying out new places to eat, drink and be entertained or captivated in NYC. Also, I'm spending a lot of time arguing with my friends why American civilization is going to self-destruct any moment now. Occasional exercise.
I’m really good at
Listening to Leonard Cohen songs. Also, finding places to sit in the shade at Bryant Park.
The first things people usually notice about me
A sarcastic and goofy sense of humour. The fact that I spell humour with a "u".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Moby Dick, Middlemarch, Midnight's Children, Left Hand of Darkness, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Watchmen, Sandman, Don't Care High, the Foundation trilogy, Ender's Game, A Staggering Work of Heart-Breaking Genius, Liar's Poker, Moneyball, almost anything by Philip K Dick.

Movies and directors: Woody Allen, Passolini, Kurosawa, John Ford, Hitchcock. I could watch Star Wars ten times over and then I could go watch Singing in the Rain ten times over. Casablanca (the most charming film ever made). Babe (yes, the movie with the talking pig).

Music: Elvis Costello, The Police, Leonard Cohen, The Clash, David Bowie, Nas, Jurassic 5, Jay-Z, some Kanye, the Roots (Game Theory), Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Don Giovanni, Marriage of Figaro, Einstein on the Beach and other Philip Glass and Steven Reich, U2, Rufus Wainright.

Foods/Dining: sushi, dim sum, matzah ball soup, Montreal bagels and smoked meat. Actually, I'm curious enough to try anything, except maybe beef liver. Or chicken liver.
The six things I could never do without
my laptop (which doubles as my TV), my iPhone (so I can read the news in the line to Shake Shack), Shake Shack, the gym, good sushi, beauty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is there a better hamburger than Shake Shack in the city (and if so, where?); performance poetry; politics; law; new media vs old media; what city I should visit next (have only done DC so far...), Philip K Dick stories;
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I played boys field hockey when I was kid for two years. Yup, I went back for a second season. Loved it!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you are analytically-minded (totally sexy)
you are opinionated; or
you have some wise-ass comment to make about my profile