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makeurbedrock

39 / M / straight / Single

Coronado, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
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Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
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Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
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Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Kids
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Pets
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Languages
English

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I am ugly, dumb, and ridiculous.

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My Self-Summary

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you. We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. These are my Jack Handey quotes. I can be reached on yahoo IM at dwampler32

What I’m doing with my life

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? Seems to be a lot of afternoons like that.

I have been working out 6 days a week lately, so I look like Brad Pitt these days.

I’m really good at

Being a clown who makes people happy.

I think it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

The first things people usually notice about me

My six pack. It's sick!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Sweet November
Love Actually
Terms of Endearment

The six things I could never do without

My 2 sacks
My lizard
My athletes feet

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

On a typical Friday night I am

doing this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hpqMHYWeto

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm a virgin and I'm saving myself for that special lady.

You should message me if

you're not afraid to fall madly in love.

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