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malarielynne

23 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone

Silver Spring, Maryland

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign_Language (Okay)

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I am a bonafide hustler, with, and swagger.

My Self-Summary

I live for laughing until my belly hurts. I love a good surprise. I'm kind of awkward, and rarely good at making conversation in person, unless wine is involved. I love music with a fiery passion; I collect instruments. I love fashion and designing. I love to alphabetize things and organize. I love learning how things were invented/created. I prefer singing the harmony (yeah, I'm that person).

I love using old slang words. I get upset when someone doesn't say please, thank you or excuse me. Cool, windy days are my favorite. I don't like to sleep in very late, but I hate alarm clocks. I love good hugs. I love learning a new skill and mastering it. Tattoos are awesome, I have a few with many on the way. I love dancing, and will do it anywhere if the right song is on.

It frustrates me when I can't make someone laugh. I often find bruises on my legs that I can't remember getting. I'm fascinated with the serial killer profile. I'm hard to buy gifts for. If I tease you, it means I enjoy your company. I'm girly, get over it.

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What I’m doing with my life

I work from home as a jewelry and accessories designer. I quit my 9-5 to do this and it was the best decision of my life.

Etsy Shop!

Living with & loving him.

I’m really good at

Remembering names, breaking into song or dance, spotting a trend, naming the band behind a one hit wonder, watching cat videos, becoming attached to fictional characters, keeping a beat, making fun of you, hugging.

The first things people usually notice about me

Usually a piece of clothing I am wearing. I wear a lot of accessories you don't see anymore (silk scarves, weird boots, big hats...)

Alternatively, that I am *gasp* tall! (No, I don't play basketball. Yes, I wear heels).

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I change this part a lot. I wish I read more, but I don't. I have nothing against books, I just have no idea what genre I would like anymore.

I am a horror fangirl. Zombies, gore, blood, guts, ghosts - I love that shit. I also enjoy musicals (I know, wtf?), movies with fantastic writing, beautiful cinematography or movies that are so bad I can laugh at them.

Music that makes me dance. Music that needs to breathe. Music that flows through me. Music with many instruments.

I love food. I love to bake.

I'm including TV, because I am an avid watcher of:
The Office, Dexter, Project Runway, Heroes, America's Next Top Model, Weeds, Chopped, 30 Rock, The Simpsons.

The six things I could never do without

indoor plumbing, the internet, something to create, cat videos, lip balm, a good song.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Really ridiculous "What if..." moments.

Things that baffle me.

On a typical Friday night I am

Being a-typical.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Howard the Duck horrifies me.

I've seen every episode of Sister, Sister.

Any song with a key change has a special place in my heart.

I once had a dream that Patrick Swayze (RIP) was making obscene phone calls to my house.

I'm a big flirt, but don't get any ideas.

You should message me if

You tell a good story. You like movies that are so bad they're funny. You can teach me a new skill. You're too legit to quit.

I enjoy a lot of types, but generally click with geeks, nerds and dweebs. I don't believe we need a lot in common to have fun together, or at least a great conversation. But, please, be respectful.

I enjoy people that are passionate, outgoing, unabashedly silly, artistic, intelligent and open-minded.

Don't be shy - say hi!

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