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malcolmfierce

26 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I try to play nice, but I'd rather be sniffing your butt.
What I’m doing with my life
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Outreach coordinator for a program working to improve the food system in LA. I consume tv, movies, and podcasts with no regard for time or common decency. Good days involve a bit of reading, gardening to stevie wonder, doodling, some quality peeps, food that makes my brain light up. My actual days involve dropping my phone on concrete. Or gravel. Or into a dogs mouth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
watching movies sideways in bed, silliness, hugs, turning red, running late
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big kid grin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tom Stoppard, Tom Wolfe, Annie Dillard, Julio Cortazar

John Hodgman, Patton Oswalt, Him & Her, Enlightened, Parks and Rec, Bobs Burgers, Dogsnack, Bravest Warriors, Comedy Bing Bong

I love an easy, danceable two step, but game for anything that'll give me feels. teebs is the flavor of the month, to be followed by your much lauded new ep

khua kling, bibimbab as comfort food, burrata, marmite, cherimoya, capers, arugula, eggs over easy, saffron & rose, bean noodles, chiles torreados. Am I attracted to food based on names that sound good in my mouth? It's a Möbius strip of sense gluttony!

Life is a gift, and my brain is a filthy, filthy hoarder. There's so much to enjoy, and it's easy to fall into gratification mode without seeing what's accumulated. I'm trying to break that habit by living a more shared experience, and like buying a bunch of mirrors
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
spicy, plums, a little recreational b&e, good bud, the salvation of my people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sprezzatura, wormholes, black holes, buttholes, the decay of order, celebrating strangeness, how to take up all the space you need and leave enough for everyone else, how not to be an android beep boop
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out there radiating my essence
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My neck and ears are sensitive. Like trembling baby piglet sensitive. Also, I daydream of Donal Logue.
You should message me if
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It's all about the jollies
lets dance under the moonlight, the serious moonlight
you want to see and be seen wholly
You're handsy but not that into holding hands
you want to smoke some greens and get real weird