I hate writing these things/I suck at describing myself/I am not at all good at this but here goes nothing… I’m an easygoing guy. I love a challenge/adventure/good movie. My friends say I’m ________. I’ll let you judge that for yourself, though. [Insert emoticon of choice.]

You’re not going to get to know me from anything I write here because everyone lies/ doesn’t see themselves the way others do, so just message me and get to know me that way!

A fish pie

Enjoy your meal

Why he's still not married?

Books

Knitting With Dog Hair - Kendall Crolius, Anne Montgomery
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them - Roger Welsch
Even God Is Single - Karen Salmansohn
Love Your Body - Louise Hay
Puppetry of the Penis: The Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami - Simon Morley
Dining Posture in Ancient Rome - Matthew B. Roller

Films
The Perils of Gwendolyne in the Land of Yik Yak
Angry Black Jesus
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

Music

I’ve Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart, Johnny Cash
Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life, Bobby Bare
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, You'll Know It's Me - Jimmy Buffett

Roswell , the alien butler
Siamese slanket
Brightfeet lighted sleepers
Relax 'n nap pillow
Waistband stretcher
Automatic cereal dispenser