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"New profile for Malenkaja Sweet, shy, loyal- The last year and a half, I have done a lot of soul searching so to speak.

I am at a point in my life where I realize, sex, requires a little more than a pretty face for me. I'd like to find someone who is willing to take things slow. Regardless of the attraction physically, my sexuality is strongly rooted to my emotions.

I have been thru a lot and learned from many mistakes in my past. I'm past the one night stands, and the "friends with benefits" stage.

I am looking for the complete package.

If I could choose a fourth adjective it would be cynical. I am quite a skeptic when it comes to finding a man, so I may be a little reserved when it comes to opening up.

All I ask is that you do NOT mistake my kindness for weakness. I have no hidden agenda and being nice is just part of who I am.

If you are patient, persistent,(not stalker-ish)and real, I will eventually open up.

Once you win me over, you'll wonder how you ever got along without me. I believe in myself and my intentions, and so should you."

The less you know the better you will sleep at night.
P.S. I do not use IM.
P.S.S. UPDATE (Aug 31-2008): please think twice and think long before messaging me. DO NOT message me if the best you are capable of saying is: “Hey hottie, what’s up?” or “What up Sexy, would love to know you better”.
Yes, I am bi, but that does not mean that I am looking to hook up with couples and be an addition to the “sex party”… I am the main course!
Yes, I am a B!TCH and quite aware of that.
Why am I here? To see if I can find like-minded people (open-minded, focused, free-spirited, driven, creative, innovative, blunt, honest, loyal, passionate, determined...). I have done some housekeeping in the last few weeks and got rid of some “place holders” that were just overcrowding my life. I like quality even if that means that my only company might be myself.
P.S.S.S UPDATE (Sep. 16-2008): Please do not harass me!!!!!!!!!! By HARASS I mean sending me messages every 5 minutes and asking me why I have not yet responded. Is there a way to BLOCK you (you know who you are) anyway?!
P.S.S.S.S Yet another UPDATE (Sep. 21-2008): Some did not get the message (see above)and it is sad..very SAD! Do the world a favour and find a therapist fast, grow a pair and find some self-worth and confidence.
So many wanted to know what type of a guy I find attractive, so here is a list to give you an idea (looks and personality): David Draiman (lead singer for Disturbed), Dave Gahan (lead singer for Depeche Mode), Eros Ramazzotti, Allan Cummings, Bono, Bam Margera (Jackass),Matt Damon, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, Ed Norton, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell. Although they are o soooooo different they do have a few things in common.

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I guess I will expand on that. I don’t really like to compose summaries about who I am since it will give off a false impression no matter how hard I try to convey the truth. I will try to be somewhat modest and brutally honest, so just keep that in mind when reading this.
I don’t think I am simple, but I would like to be sometimes.
I am a cynic with a pretty bleak outlook on life and humanity (a failed humanist if you will).
I am very driven by others' goals and pretty successful in achieving them(mine have been forced down so far that I don’t remember what they used to be).
I don’t like to waste time and try to be productive 100% of the time.
I don’t have a hidden agenda, but my honesty is often confused with slyness and arrogance.
I don’t show my emotions… and if I do, I don’t show them that well.
I love a challenge even if it means that I have to break my head through a brick wall.
That’s all folks. More to be added per request:)

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Not enough to get me where I want to be.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

knowing better.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Physically: see pictures
Personality wise: direct (100%), outspoken (75%), witty (2%)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

(aside from basic survival needs)
1. Family
2. My Dog - Oliver
3. Interesting People
4. Internet Access
5. Guinness

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

when will I start thinking...

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Not acting TYPICAL.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

That I am not willing to admit anything.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You are familiar with any of the below or if any of the below apply directly to you...

BOSAG: Big Ole Smartass Grin

CSA: Certified Smartass

DA: Dumbass

GOTSAOF: God of the SAO Forum

KOTCOD: Kiss on the Cheek of Discomfort

SAA: Smartass Answer

SAEA: Smartass Eyebrow Arch

SAF: Smartass Frown

SAFATA: Smartass Frown At The Aussies

SAG: Smartass Grin

SAK: Smartass Kiss

SAKOD: Smartass Kiss of Death

SALMAO: Smartass Laughing My Ass Off

SAPDOA: Smartass Public Display of Affection

SAsk: Smartass Sis Kiss

SAS: Smartass Smirk

WDASAG: Woosey Drunk Again Smartass Grin

WESAG: Wicked Evil Smartass Grin

Necrohippoflogaphilia: The love of beating dead horses. While not an abbreviation, it is something many smartasses seem to enjoy doing.

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