malexisms
27 Sacramento, CA
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My self-summary
I'm Maureen. I like to think I am creatively driven. Multiple people have described me as being weird in a Luna Lovegood way, probably because I tend to talk about things that are slightly outlandish, creepy, inexplicable, etc. I embrace this kind of weirdness in myself and in others. I am shy when I first meet people, but hopefully interesting once you get to know me..?
What I’m doing with my life
I got my Bachelor's degree in studio art in 2011. Because of said Bachelor's degree in studio art, finding consistent work has been difficult. I occupy the rest of my time with drawing, painting, and various other creative pursuits.
I’m really good at
These kinds of questions are difficult. There is no universal goodness level. Good to you could be mediocre to other people. It's a mystery. Anyway, I guess I'm said to be sort of skilled at:
-Drawing
-Painting
-Crochet (It's not just for grandmas anymore... It's cool now.)
-Violin (sporadically)
-Making pizza, and a few other foods
-Witty retort, hopefully.

Mundane Poetry
About trivial matters
They aren't very good
(that was a haiku)
The first things people usually notice about me
-I look way too young for my age. It is a constant struggle.
-I have floofy hair.
-I am slightly tall for a girl?

(I'm not sure what else...)
The six things I could never do without
1. Obligatory air/food/water comment
2. Coffee and tea, at various points in the day.
3. Somewhere peaceful to sit and read.

I think that's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I tend to over analyze the wrong things and completely overlook the obvious things. Sometimes I make really goofy mistakes, like putting clothes in the washing machine twice instead of using the washer and dryer. This is because my thoughts were probably occupied with art ideas and flights of fancy. I regret nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really like to party. I don't like the crowds or the noise. I prefer to hang out at coffee shops with my friends, find an interesting book or show to peruse, and/or pet cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time when I was a kid I had to go to the emergency room because I swallowed a thumbtack. I don't even know.
You should message me if
If you have read all of these things, and yet are not absolutely disgusted. Or, if you want to.
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