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malfador6

40 Oviedo, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
12/14/14 - Still single but I'm not really looking but I like looking. Does that make sense? I'm just seein' what's out there. Feel free to send a message. I'll respond.

I'm a good man who loves the idea of love. Being an artist, I live for passion in my life. I am very self-aware of my feelings and I know what makes me happy and what I want. I don't hide my emotions and I try to live a very open life with my friends. I think we could learn a lot from each other if we were just more open with how we feel.

I'm logical and rational and a walking contradiction of myself.

I used to play guitar and sing with some Death Metal bands in Orlando. One day, I hope to set up my studio again. Then I can start writing and recording the music that is in me.

I love tattoos and piercings, especially on girls. There is nothing hotter than a girl with a sleeve. I've got 7 piercings including a 0 gauge Prince Albert, a forearm sleeve, and a few other tattoos.

I'm incredibly shy at first with new people I meet but I'm not a complete social loser. Just give me time to adjust.

I'm a man of great character and very genuine. I'm not a cheat and I do not take advantage of others. If you think it's cool to be an asshole, ignorant, stupid, or take advantage of people...I don't care to talk to you. I have no criminal record and have never been to jail, so I hope you haven't either.

I'm not a drunk. Don't get me wrong...I like a good beer every once in a while but I don't feel the need to lose control so I can have fun.

I don't smoke or do drugs. I just don't have an addictive personality when it comes to those things. But I do think it's disgusting and very weak. Don't even bother if you think those are cool.

I have no illegitimate children running around, but love kids and I'm a kid at heart. But if you have a kid/s, I would rather not date you. Long story short, I've been hurt too many times by women with children. With that said, I would love to have my own children with a wonderful, caring woman at some point in my future. I can be and am an incredible father.

I hate sports. I'm not a competitive person and if you want to bore the fuck out of me, just talk about sports.

I was a vegetarian for 6 years but in 2011, Ⅰ decided to try to eat some meat here and there. I'm practically straight edge except for having a beer every once in a while. In fact, I would be willing to give it up for a good girl.

I'm very playful and really fun to be around. I don't take things too seriously and love to laugh a lot. I would love to meet a girl who despises religion, doesn't smoke, is super intelligent and nerdy and oh yeah...is into me and wants me. Please prove to me you exist because I'm really starting to believe you don't! I need a girl who loves men! I do take care of myself and I don't want to hear how all feet are gross or penises are ugly or you don't like touching me. It shows me you're not into me. There's very few of you girls who actually pique my interest. I don't message every woman on here hoping I get a response back like a lot of men do on here and just play the numbers game. If I message you, it means I have a genuine interest in you. It also means I feel we have a lot in common. If you give me a chance, you won't be disappointed. So let's meet over coffee some time!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm constantly learning. I no longer work at the coffee shop. I've had my own business painting pool decks for the last 18 years. I've always had at least one job and have never been jobless. I work extremely hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people. And remembering inane things. And working extremely fucking hard. And saying "fuck" a lot. Also, I radiate heat. I'm like the torch from Fantastic 4.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and facial hair and that I'm not like them. I've been told by people that I have a really genuine, lovable laugh.

I'm not holding a fucking fish....without a shirt on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MUSIC
* Neomortem
* Abyss
* Behemoth
* Belphegor
* Cannibal Corpse
* Cradle of Filth
* Death
* Decapitated
* Deicide
* Dimmu Borgir
* Vader
* Feist
* Foo Fighters
* Gojira
* Godflesh
* Kataklysm
* Marilyn Manson
* Morbid Angel
* The Haunted
* Emperor
* She Wants Revenge
* Suffocation
* Meathook Seed
* Nile
* Old Man's Child
* Orbital
* Regina Spector
* Satyricon
* Tori Amos
* Altar Of Plagues

MOVIES
* Fight Club
* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* Unbreakable
* Stardust
* 300
* Private Parts
* Office Space
* The Hulk
* Mallrats
* Little Miss Sunshine
* Lord of the Rings trilogy
* Star Wars trilogies
* Batman(Nolan) trilogy
* Spider-Man
* Man Of Steel
* Silver Linings Playbook
* American Hustle
* Gaurdians Of The Galaxy

TV
* Smallville
* Supernatural
* 24
* Family Guy
* American Dad
* Breaking Bad
* Fringe
* Lie To Me
* The Daily Show
* Attack Of The Show
* Buffy
* Angel
* Battlestar Galactica
* The Walking Dead
* IT Crowd
* Peep Show
* Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
* The League
* The Strain
* Agents Of Shield

BOOKS & AUTHORS
* Neil Gaiman
* Cormac McCarthy
* Richard Matheson
* Philip K Dick
* J K Rowling
* Aleister Crowley
* Guillermo Del Toro

VIDEO GAMES
* Batman: Arkham Asylum
* Batman: Arkham City
* Bioshock 1 & 2
* Dead Space
* Dante's Inferno
* Brutal Legend
* Little Big Planet
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love
Curiosity
Sex
Art
Desire
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to change the past...and the multiverses all around us. And the inevitable singularity. And why 99% of the girls on here say they love being outside. Being outside=boring. And why every fucking picture is just another fucking place they've visited. Are you trying to show off?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the fuck I want to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing is private in my life. I'm an open book. Oh...and I have a 00 gauge ring in my penis called a Prince Albert.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't smoke, don't do drugs, not a drunk/party girl and have a distaste for religion as much as me. Extra points if you have a sleeve and some piercings. ;-) Also, if you're a Battlestar Galactica fan.

I am the epitome of socialists. I believe in free healthcare, free higher education, human rights, civil rights, workers' rights and unions, taxing the wealthy heavily, fines and judicial sentences based on a percentage of income and power, water and electricity and Internet should be regulated by government and not by corporations to gain a profit, we should have a president who will build a "superhighway" for our internet like FDR did for the interstate highway system, push for solar power everywhere, the complete obsolescence of the combustion engine and fossil fuels, a minimum living wage that appropriates from the exorbitant CEO pay and a maximum wage for CEOs based on a percentage of their lowest wage employee. I am very anti-authoritarian. You don't have to agree with me on everything here and I'm sure I'll add more later. Just know that this is how I think.

If you have a sense of humor and can make me laugh. You get "it" with humor and like to joke around a lot. I love it when a girl knows how to be funny! And the narwhal bacons at midnight.

There are a few things I have no tolerance for. If you think it's ok to hit your partner (even a smack!) because they upset you somehow, don't bother with me. Violence will never be tolerated in my relationships! If you think it's ok to hit or spank children, I definitely don't want to talk to you. If you're homophobic or racist, fuck off. I will have no tolerance for your addictions and I want nothing to do with them.

Also, you can not have kids, not be obese(most of my girlfriends have been curvy and I have no objection to that and I'm far from perfect), and most importantly, not be an asshole. I am none of those.

You must be:
Kind
Generous
Intelligent
Humorous
Caring
Loving
Brave
Empathetic

I am all of those.
I just want a cool, nice girl to share my life with.