Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
12/30/14 - Still single but I'm not really looking but I like
looking. Does that make sense? But at the same time, I hate feeling
lonely and not having someone to share my life with. Feel free to
send a message. I'll respond. 😊
I'm a good man who loves the idea of love. Being an artist, I live
for passion in my life. I am very self-aware of my feelings and I
know what makes me happy and what I want. I don't hide my emotions
and I try to live a very open life with my friends. I think we
could learn a lot from each other if we were just more open with
how we feel.
I'm logical and rational and a walking contradiction of
I'm an Orlando native.
I used to play guitar and sing with some Death Metal bands in
Orlando. One day, I hope to set up my studio again. Then I can
start writing and recording the music that is in me.
I love tattoos and piercings, especially on girls. There is nothing
hotter than a girl with a sleeve. I've got 7 piercings including a
0 gauge Prince Albert, a forearm sleeve, and a few other
I'm incredibly shy at first with new people I meet but I'm not a
complete social loser. Just give me time to adjust.
I'm a man of great character and very genuine. I'm not a cheat and
I do not take advantage of others. If you think it's cool to be an
asshole, ignorant, stupid, or take advantage of people...I don't
care to talk to you. I have no criminal record and have never been
to jail, so I hope you haven't either.
I'm not a drunk. Don't get me wrong...I like a good beer every once
in a while but I don't feel the need to lose control so I can have
I don't smoke or do drugs. I just don't have an addictive
personality when it comes to those things. But I do think it's
disgusting and very weak. Don't even bother if you think those are
I have no illegitimate children running around, but love kids and
I'm a kid at heart. But if you have a kid/s, I would rather not
date you. Long story short, I've been hurt too many times by women
with children. With that said, I would love to have my own children
with a wonderful, caring woman at some point in my future. I can be
and am an incredible father.
I hate sports. I'm not a competitive person and if you want to bore
the fuck out of me, just talk about sports.
It's amazing how few girls I have in the 80% and up range and how
many I have at 50% and below. I realize I think differently and
that's good. I like being different. I know there are other girls
who think like I do. You're just few and far between. So if you see
that we have a high match, look at my questions and see if you
I was a vegetarian for 6 years but in 2011, Ⅰ decided to try to eat
some meat here and there. I'm practically straight edge except for
having a beer every once in a while. In fact, I would be willing to
give it up for a good girl.
I'm very playful and really fun to be around. I don't take things
too seriously and love to laugh a lot. I would love to meet a girl
who despises religion, doesn't smoke, is super intelligent and
nerdy and oh yeah...is into me and wants me. Please prove to me you
exist because I'm really starting to believe you don't! I need a
girl who loves men! I do take care of myself and I don't want to
hear how all feet are gross or penises are ugly or you don't like
touching me. It shows me you're not into me. I'm far from high
maintenance and needy, but if there's one thing I need from a
girlfriend, it's to know that I'm attractive to her. There's very
few of you girls who actually pique my interest. I don't message
every woman on here hoping I get a response back like a lot of men
do on here and just play the numbers game. If I message you, it
means I have a genuine interest in you. It also means I feel we
have a lot in common. If you give me a chance, you won't be
disappointed. So let's meet over coffee some time!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm constantly learning. I no longer work at the coffee shop. I've
had my own business painting pool decks for the last 18 years. I've
always had at least one job and have never been jobless. I work
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people. And remembering inane things. And working extremely
fucking hard. And saying "fuck" a lot. Also, I radiate heat. I'm
like the torch from Fantastic 4.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and facial hair and that I'm not like them. I've been told
by people that I have a really genuine, lovable laugh.
I'm not holding a fucking fish....without a shirt on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
* Cannibal Corpse
* Cradle of Filth
* Dimmu Borgir
* Foo Fighters
* Marilyn Manson
* Morbid Angel
* The Haunted
* She Wants Revenge
* Meathook Seed
* Old Man's Child
* Regina Spector
* Tori Amos
* Altar Of Plagues
* Fight Club
* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* Private Parts
* Office Space
* The Hulk
* Little Miss Sunshine
* Lord of the Rings trilogy
* Star Wars trilogies
* Batman(Nolan) trilogy
* Man Of Steel
* Silver Linings Playbook
* American Hustle
* Gaurdians Of The Galaxy
* Family Guy
* American Dad
* Breaking Bad
* Lie To Me
* The Daily Show
* Attack Of The Show
* Battlestar Galactica
* The Walking Dead
* IT Crowd
* Peep Show
* Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
* The League
* The Strain
* Agents Of Shield
* Man Seeking Woman
* 12 Monkeys
BOOKS & AUTHORS
* Neil Gaiman
* Cormac McCarthy
* Richard Matheson
* Philip K Dick
* J K Rowling
* Aleister Crowley
* Guillermo Del Toro
* Batman: Arkham Asylum
* Batman: Arkham City
* Bioshock 1 & 2
* Dead Space
* Dante's Inferno
* Brutal Legend
* Little Big Planet
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to change the past...and the multiverses all around us. And the
inevitable singularity. And why 99% of the girls on here say they
love being outside. Being outside=boring. And why every fucking
picture is just another fucking place they've visited. Are you
trying to show off?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the fuck I want to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing is private in my life. I'm an open book. Oh...and I have a
0 gauge ring in my penis called a Prince Albert. If you're curious
with what that is, check out my Fetlife page.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't smoke, don't do drugs, not a drunk/party girl and have
a distaste for religion as much as me. Extra points if you have a
sleeve and some piercings. ;-) Also, if you're a Battlestar
I am the epitome of socialists. I believe in free healthcare, free
higher education, human rights, civil rights, workers' rights and
unions, taxing the wealthy heavily, fines and judicial sentences
based on a percentage of income and power, water and electricity
and Internet should be regulated by government and not by
corporations to gain a profit, we should have a president who will
build a "superhighway" for our internet like FDR did for the
interstate highway system, push for solar power everywhere, the
complete obsolescence of the combustion engine and fossil fuels, a
minimum living wage that appropriates from the exorbitant CEO pay
and a maximum wage for CEOs based on a percentage of their lowest
wage employee. I am very anti-authoritarian. You don't have to
agree with me on everything here and I'm sure I'll add more later.
Just know that this is how I think.
If you have a sense of humor and can make me laugh. You get "it"
with humor and like to joke around a lot. I love it when a girl
knows how to be funny!
There are a few things I have no tolerance for. If you think it's
ok to hit your partner (even a smack!) because they upset you
somehow, don't bother with me. Violence will never be tolerated in
my relationships! If you think it's ok to hit or spank children, I
definitely don't want to talk to you. If you're homophobic or
racist, fuck off. I will have no tolerance for your addictions and
I want nothing to do with them.
Also, you can not have kids, not be obese(most of my girlfriends
have been curvy and I have no objection to that and I'm far from
perfect), and most importantly, not be an asshole. I am none of
You must be:
I am all of those.
I just want a cool, nice girl to share my life with.
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