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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
8/31/15- Still single but I'm not really looking but I like looking. Does that make sense? But at the same time, I hate feeling lonely and not having someone to share my life with. Feel free to send a message. I'll respond. 😊 The reason I find myself not really having the time to actually have a serious love life right now is that there's so much going on in my life (school, promotion, having to move by the end of the year) that I don't know how I'd be able to hold down a serious relationship. I truly and genuinely want a serious, monogamous relationship though. That's my end goal. I thrive in a relationship where we work together to make our lives better and love one another. I've had/have friends with benefits. But it's not just meaningless sex. I cared/care about them. I need to be friends and close to someone to share that. I love casual sex, but I do need to know you first and be working on some sort of friendship for that to happen. So, I guess you could say I'm into having a friend with benefits until I get my life together but there needs to be an emphasis on "friends". And who knows, maybe from there, I'll start getting my life together and we could flow into a serious, monogamous love life. Anyway, good luck on finding your special someone!


I'm a good man who loves the idea of love. Being an artist, I live for passion in my life. I am very self-aware of my feelings and I know what makes me happy and what I want. I don't hide my emotions and I try to live a very open life with my friends. I think we could learn a lot from each other if we were just more open with how we feel.

I'm logical and rational and a walking contradiction of myself.

I'm an Orlando native.

I used to play guitar and sing with some Death Metal bands in Orlando. One day, I hope to set up my studio again. Then I can start writing and recording the music that is in me.

I love tattoos and piercings, especially on girls. There is nothing hotter than a girl with a sleeve. I've got 7 piercings including a 0 gauge Prince Albert, a forearm sleeve, and a few other tattoos.

I'm incredibly shy at first with new people I meet but I'm not a complete social loser. Just give me time to adjust.

I'm a man of great character and very genuine. I'm not a cheat and I do not take advantage of others. If you think it's cool to be an asshole, ignorant, stupid, or take advantage of people...I don't care to talk to you. I have no criminal record and have never been to jail, so I hope you haven't either.

I'm not a drunk. Don't get me wrong...I like a good beer when I go out but I don't feel the need to lose control so I can have fun.

I don't smoke or do drugs. I just don't have an addictive personality when it comes to those things. But I do think it's disgusting and very weak. Don't even bother if you think those are cool.

I have no illegitimate children running around, but love kids and I'm a kid at heart. But if you have a kid/s, I would rather not date you. Long story short, I've been hurt too many times by women with children. With that said, I would love to have my own children with a wonderful, caring woman at some point in my future. I can be and am an incredible father.

I hate sports. I'm not a competitive person and if you want to bore the fuck out of me, just talk about sports.

It's amazing how few girls I have in the 80% and up range and how many I have at 50% and below. I realize I think differently and that's good. I like being different. I know there are other girls who think like I do. You're just few and far between. So if you see that we have a high match, look at my questions and see if you agree.

I was a vegetarian for 6 years, but in 2011, Ⅰ decided to try to eat some meat here and there.

I like a good beer but I don't drink to excess. In fact, I would be willing to give it up for a good girl.

I'm very playful and really fun to be around. I don't take things too seriously and love to laugh a lot. I would love to meet a girl who despises religion, doesn't smoke, is super intelligent and nerdy and oh into me and wants me. Please prove to me you exist because I'm really starting to believe you don't! I need a girl who loves men! I do take care of myself and I don't want to hear how all feet are gross or penises are ugly or you don't like touching me. It shows me you're not into me. I'm far from high maintenance and needy, but if there's one thing I need from a girlfriend, it's to know that I'm attractive to her. There's very few of you girls who actually pique my interest. I don't message every woman on here hoping I get a response back like a lot of men do on here and just play the numbers game. If I message you, it means I have a genuine interest in you. It also means I feel we have a lot in common. If you give me a chance, you won't be disappointed. So let's meet over coffee some time!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm constantly learning. I no longer work at the coffee shop. I've had my own business painting pool decks for the last 18 years. I've always had at least one job and have never been jobless. I work extremely hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people. And remembering inane things. And working extremely fucking hard. And saying "fuck" a lot. Also, I radiate heat. I'm like the torch from Fantastic 4.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and facial hair and that I'm not like them. I've been told by people that I have a really genuine, lovable laugh.

I'm not holding a fucking fish....without a shirt on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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* Neomortem
* Abyss
* Behemoth
* Belphegor
* Cannibal Corpse
* Cradle of Filth
* Death
* Decapitated
* Deicide
* Dimmu Borgir
* Vader
* Feist
* Foo Fighters
* Gojira
* Godflesh
* Kataklysm
* Marilyn Manson
* Morbid Angel
* The Haunted
* Emperor
* She Wants Revenge
* Suffocation
* Meathook Seed
* Nile
* Old Man's Child
* Orbital
* Regina Spector
* Satyricon
* Tori Amos
* Altar Of Plagues

* Fight Club
* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* Unbreakable
* Stardust
* 300
* Private Parts
* Office Space
* The Hulk
* Mallrats
* Little Miss Sunshine
* Lord of the Rings trilogy
* Star Wars trilogies
* Batman(Nolan) trilogy
* Spider-Man
* Man Of Steel
* Silver Linings Playbook
* American Hustle
* Gaurdians Of The Galaxy
* Interstellar
* Garden State
* Her

* Smallville
* Supernatural
* 24
* Family Guy
* American Dad
* Breaking Bad
* Fringe
* Lie To Me
* The Daily Show
* Attack Of The Show
* Buffy
* Angel
* Battlestar Galactica
* The Walking Dead
* IT Crowd
* Peep Show
* Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
* The League
* The Strain
* Agents Of Shield
* Man Seeking Woman
* 12 Monkeys

* Neil Gaiman
* Cormac McCarthy
* Richard Matheson
* Philip K Dick
* J K Rowling
* Aleister Crowley
* Guillermo Del Toro

* Batman: Arkham Asylum
* Batman: Arkham City
* Bioshock 1 & 2
* Dead Space
* Dante's Inferno
* Brutal Legend
* Little Big Planet
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to change the past...and the multiverses all around us. And the inevitable singularity. And why 99% of the girls on here say they love being outside. Being outside=boring. At least to me. I mean, I like to go to the nude beach with friends when I can or go fishing over at the Jetty Park pier. But, otherwise, it's just too damn hot outside. Especially when you've worked outside for the past 18 years.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the fuck I want to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing is private in my life. I have no fear with being who I am. I'm an open book. Oh...and I have a 0 gauge ring in my penis called a Prince Albert. If you're curious with what that is, check out my Fetlife page.

Fetlife-malfador666 (NSFW)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't smoke, don't do drugs, not a drunk/party girl and have a distaste for religion as much as me. Extra points if you have a sleeve and some piercings. ;-) Also, if you're a Battlestar Galactica fan.

To take a quote from someone I admire, "I am for miscreants, outlaws, outside thinkers, terrorizers, agitators, wild dreamers, mad creators, and those completely pure in spirit. Burn the rest!"

I am the epitome of socialists. I believe in free healthcare, free higher education, human rights, civil rights, workers' rights and unions, taxing the wealthy heavily, fines and judicial sentences based on a percentage of income and power, water and electricity and Internet should be regulated by government and not by corporations to gain a profit, we should have a president who will build a "superhighway" for our internet like FDR did for the interstate highway system, push for solar power everywhere, the complete obsolescence of the combustion engine and fossil fuels, a minimum living wage that appropriates from the exorbitant CEO pay and a maximum wage for CEOs based on a percentage of their lowest wage employee. I am very anti-authoritarian. You don't have to agree with me on everything here and I'm sure I'll add more later. Just know that this is how I think.

If you have a sense of humor and can make me laugh. You get "it" with humor and like to joke around a lot. I love it when a girl knows how to be funny!

There are a few things I have no tolerance for. If you think it's ok to hit your partner (even a smack!) because they upset you somehow, don't bother with me. Violence will never be tolerated in my relationships! If you think it's ok to hit or spank children, I definitely don't want to talk to you. If you're homophobic or racist, fuck off. I will have no tolerance for your addictions and I want nothing to do with them.

Also, you can not have kids, not be obese(most of my girlfriends have been curvy and I have no objection to that and I'm far from perfect), and most importantly, not be an asshole. I am none of those.

You must be:

I am all of those.
I just want a cool, nice girl to share my life with.

Plus, if you ever wanted to go the nude beach, my friends (guys and girls) and I are always looking for fun people to go with.