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malfunctionman

47 M Heinersdorf, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Writing it out. Still on page seven.
The first things people usually notice about me
Erratic posture, shaky pinky on the left hand where the various repressions have been willed to relocation.
The six things I could never do without
Ill-considered ambition.
Collection of top hats with holes in them.
Neighbors' pets (which I am ransoming with mixed results).
Coriander.
Tear-stained pillow cases.
Ability to count to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how the high middlebrow now dominates the sphere where the highbrow and the inspired lowbrow used to reside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that the odds of us marrying are unlikely, if not entirely impossible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you should favor circular reasoning.