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malfunctionman

47 M Heinersdorf, Germany

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Writing it out. Still on page seven.
I’m really good at
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filtering.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Erratic posture, shaky pinky on the left hand where the various repressions have been willed to relocation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ill-considered ambition.
Collection of top hats with holes in them.
Neighbors' pets (which I am ransoming with mixed results).
Coriander.
Tear-stained pillow cases.
Ability to count to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how the high middlebrow now dominates the sphere where the highbrow and the inspired lowbrow used to reside.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spartacus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that the odds of us marrying are unlikely, if not entirely impossible.
You should message me if
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you should favor circular reasoning.