Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I expect great things! ENTP 🐙
I have a dark sense of humor. I never really take anything
seriously. I'm rude but also lots of fun, so its a pretty fair
trade off. I'm the singer in a ska/punk band. I'm a true Cali beach
bum who likes to go with the flow. I'm working on turning my body
into a coloring book while maintaining those things called
responsibilities. I like women who like to drink. I like
Good vibes, good people, always.
420 friendly if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a head hunter and also at a liquor store. On my days off,
I'm just a drifter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
losing my phone, moshing, swimming, telling jokes, making light of
a situation, laughing at the wrong times, reading/writing, speaking
(publicly, or to large groups), story telling, card games, cooking,
pointing out the major flaws in all America's
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
resting bitch face or laughing to myself like a crazy person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Siddartha/ Burning in the Water, Drowning in the Flame/
Running with Scissors/ The Abstinence Teacher/ The Great Gatsby/
the 48 Laws of Power
Movies: Get him to the Greek/ The Other Guys/ Gangster Squad/ The
Lost Boys/Role Models/ Pineapple Express/ Gumo/ American Psycho/
Hesher/ Sunshine Cleaning/ Memento/ Slackers
Shows: Adventure Time/ Courage the Cowardly Dog/ South Park/
Samurai Jack/ Mr Pickles/ American Dad/ Moral Oral/ Super Jail/
Metalocalpse/ Xavier Renegade Angel/ Rick and Morty/Bravest
Warriors/ Bee & Puppycat/ Broad City
Music: classic rock/ punk/ hardcore/ ska/ reggae/ sidewalk surfer/
metal/ folk/ alternative/ Indie/ jazz/ blues/ electro swing/
darkness dubstep / classical/ trance/ trap/ horror core/ satanic
Food: Italian/ Japanese/ Korean/ Vietnamese/ burgers and fries,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. the beach
2. the rain
4. my bed
5. sun tea
6. northern lights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do the things they do, ways to better myself, career
goals/plans, & Olivia Wilde naked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hangin with the homies, cruising PCH, listening to records, smoking
a bowl, geo caching, perhaps at a show, whatever else i feel like
You should message me if
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1. if you are looking for new friends
2. if you are an all around rad/spontaneous/confident person
3. If your eyebrows are real
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