I expect great things! ENTP 🐙
I have a dark sense of humor. I never really take anything seriously. I'm rude but also lots of fun, so its a pretty fair trade off. I'm the singer in a ska/punk band. I'm a true Cali beach bum who likes to go with the flow. I'm working on turning my body into a coloring book while maintaining those things called responsibilities. I like women who like to drink. I like intelligent men.
Good vibes, good people, always.
420 friendly if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for interesting people to share a little of my time with. Looking for new experiences and all kinds of crazy.
I’m really good at
losing my phone, moshing, eating pussy, swimming, telling jokes, making light of a situation, laughing at the wrong times, reading/writing, speaking (publicly, or to large groups), story telling, card games, cooking, pointing out the major flaws in all America's systems/regulations/etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
resting bitch face or laughing to myself like a crazy person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddartha/ Burning in the Water, Drowning in the Flame/ Running with Scissors/ The Abstinence Teacher/ The Great Gatsby/ the 48 Laws of Power
Movies: Get him to the Greek/ The Other Guys/ Gangster Squad/ The Lost Boys/Role Models/ Pineapple Express/ Gumo/ American Psycho/ Hesher/ Sunshine Cleaning/ Memento/ Slackers
Shows: Adventure Time/ Courage the Cowardly Dog/ South Park/ Samurai Jack/ Mr Pickles/ American Dad/ Moral Oral/ Super Jail/ Metalocalpse/ Xavier Renegade Angel/ Rick and Morty/Bravest Warriors/ Bee & Puppycat/ Broad City
Music: classic rock/ punk/ hardcore/ ska/ reggae/ sidewalk surfer/ metal/ folk/ alternative/ Indie/ jazz/ blues/ electro swing/ darkness dubstep / classical/ trance/ trap/ horror core/ satanic rap
Food: Italian/ Japanese/ Korean/ Vietnamese/ pizza alwayssss
The six things I could never do without
1. the beach
2. the rain
4. my bed
5. sun tea
6. northern lights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do, ways to better myself, career
goals/plans, & Olivia Wilde naked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin with the homies, cruising PCH, listening to records, smoking
a bowl, geo caching, perhaps at a show, whatever else i feel like
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm happy without you.
You should message me if
1. if you are looking for new friends
2. if you are an all around rad/spontaneous/confident person
3. If your eyebrows are real