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31 Cleveland, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 24, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whatever. I'm chubby because I love pizza and I love beer. Yet everything below is absolutely true. I find this charade exhausting.

I want to meet someone who will play with me, debate interesting topics (meaning of life, self-sustaining community development...), exchange playlists, suggest books and movies, go hiking and camping, watch a football game, or just lounge in front of the fireplace. I know that's a lot to ask but I'm looking for "he's right for me" not "he'll do for now".

I love Cleveland sports and Ohio University sports. Also horse racing.
I love reading fiction.
I play video games.
I am somewhat of a beer snob.
I play three different instruments.
I like to cook.
I like playing with technology and finding new ways to use it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My main focus right now is figuring out where I'm going with my career and finding someone that I can come home to. I also run 10-15 miles a week now and sometimes more. I've gotten into running 5ks and similar races and really enjoy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- I am an awesome driver. So good that I can drive while texting and I don't even have to look at the road!
- I can mostly stay inside the lines when I put nail polish on my right hand.
- I used to be able to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail in its entirety. Mostly still can.
- When it comes to First-Person Shooters, I am a wicked sniper. You're only upset about me camping because you're dead. I prefer RPGs though.
- I type really fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people usually notice about me is that I am shy. They will later completely deny ever thinking that. But the first impression is correct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: Watership Down, Wheel of Time, the Stand, Pride and Prejudice, Brave New World, Diamond Age, Game of Thrones,, Harry Potter
Favorite movie: Empire of the Sun, Inception, Rocky, Godfather I and II, Love Actually, Dogma, What the Bleep Do We Know, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fight Club, The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Favorite shows: The Newsroom, NCIS, Rome, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, Grey's Anatomy, Game of Thrones
Favorite music: Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Our Lady Peace, The Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Devil Makes Three, 311, Mumford and Sons, Squirrel Nut Zippers
Favorite food: Italian. Anything Italian. Ooo and filet mignon.
Favorite video games: Final Fantasy, Shining Force, Fable, Borderlands, Halo, Kingdom Hearts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Clean white socks
2. Netflix
3. Kindle
4. My laptop
5. Some way to listen to free music whenever I want
6. My Calphalon pan - I pretty much cook everything in it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What book I'm going to read next. What places would be fun to visit or to reside in. What parts of Cleveland I haven't visited yet that I am missing out on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't believe in typical Friday nights. Maybe out for drinks, a bonfire, home playing video games, at a baseball game, or at the gym. I wish I spent more Fridays entertaining friends and cooking for them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a little embarrassed that I think I'm a decent cook. People like the food I cook but I don't pay any attention to convention. I don't like to tell people that I think I'm decent because it sets up high expectations.
You should message me if
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You're very smart and can challenge me, know how to properly use your/you're, too/to, and other commonly misspelled words. Also, you have to be socially liberal. Non-negotiable.