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malkav99k

31 M Milwaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am quiet, thoughtful, and humorous.

I guess I'm pretty average. I go to work, hang out with friends, and hope to eventually find someone who likes me for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just living day to day, trying to make my way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stuff... ::cough::

So I guess...sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually the first thing people don't notice about me is that I'm quiet around people at first. The first thing they usually notice are my jokes once I get more comfortable around people. (does that make sense to you... it sounds right)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: anything by Piers Anthony, Stephen King, or Dean Koonz; many vampire books(including the twilight series minus the second book), and most books that have been adapted into movies(they're usually better then the movie)

Anime/comics: Hellsing, Ranma 1/2, High School of the Dead, The Walking Dead, The entire Civil War run by Marvel, and most importantly Transmetropolitan.(seriously though read it if you get a chance)

movies: Almost anything as long as it doesn't seem boring with special places in my heart for Horror, Comedies, and the rare but awesome Horror/Comedy.

Music: Most 90's rock, but with a large eclectic sub-set including punk, rap, hip-hop, techno, and occasionally country.

Food: just about anything covered in marinara sauce.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. the internet
5. food
4. good friends
3. my glasses
2. my health
1. my brother
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
to many things. I try not to think about stuff but it only makes me think about stuff that will take my mind off of the first stuff. So, then I'm just thinking about even more stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
often... working unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All I really want to do is relax, but every time I try life happens.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like a sensitive guy with a small wild streak. or if you just want to talk with someone who tries to be funny. Or if you just get the urge to randomly send something... I'm probably willing to talk it up either way.