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29 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 14
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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In a long term, loving, batty relationship. This account exists on the sole off-chance that someone funny wants to make friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Translating for LEAP Magazine, Pathlight Magazine, Frontiers of Literary Studies in China and Bird's Nest: Ai Weiwei in English. Writing poetry, fiction and nonfiction for international publication.
I’m really good at
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Sleeping. I could sleep for my country, if only I could choose one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I saw her foot and it was a duck and then I accidentally kicked the duck and then the duck looked at me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Trout Fishing In America, My Family and Other Animals, Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, Good Omens, The Little Prince, House of Leaves, Brave New World, Lady Chatterley's Lover, The Neverending Story, Chinese Whiskers.

Movies/TV: The Rage in Placid Lake, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Much Ado About Nothing, Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Adventure Time, Iron Chef, Firefly, Futurama, The Mighty Boosh, QI, South Park, Star Trek: TNG, Yes, Prime Minister.

Music: Avenue Q, Ben Folds, The Book of Mormon, Bombay Bicycle Club, Fleet Foxes, Florence and the Machine, Jacqueline Stem, My Brightest Diamond, Owen Pallett, Rufus Wainwright, Stornoway, Sufjan Stevens, Tim Minchin, [title of show], The Whitlams.

Food: Sashimi, Dim Sum, Chilli Mussels, Mangoes, Beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Alcohol. Snow without warning. Sparrows. Pillows.
Fireworks at Chinese New Year. A license to hug.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How best to translate the phrase "oyster cavern" into Chinese.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking desperately, or desperately trying to meet a deadline.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was named after my great-grandfather, Sarah Jane Smith from Doctor Who and the Easter Bunny. Make of that what you will.
You should message me if
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You've read my profile and recognise that I'm not looking for a relationship, or even something metaphorically if not literally without strings. That said, if you do actually come with strings, you're probably a marionette and should have that looked at.