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mallenellam

38 Cary, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I try to be a fun-loving person. I try to smile and make jokes and hardly take anything seriously. My wife and I are at the very least open, and polyamorous if the situation is right.

I am fascinated with cooking, astronomy and technology. I make jams and jellies, garden (mostly hot peppers and pickling cucumbers), pickle and BBQ. Burning hardwood is the greatest smell in the world, especially if it is giving its smoky goodness to brisket.

I have been to DragonCon every year for the last 16 years, so, yeah, there is that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Father. Husband (to Geisha76). IT professional. Role-player. Video game player. Trying to finish my degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BBQ, cooking, grilling.

Math, science, educational pursuits.

Making beer.

Bartending.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have really blue eyes. I have an inordinate amount of silver hair for someone in their mid-thirties, but, hey, that is genetics for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of foods. Indian, Thai, American, BBQ, Steak ... Especially steak.

I am not huge into movies. I like them, but rarely find 2-3 hours to take one in. All time top five though:
High Fidelity
Cool Hand Luke
Fifth Element
Momento
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

I read satire a lot, mostly political satire, as well as the occasional sci-fi/fantasy. Max Barry is one of my favorite authors, as is Kurt Vonnegut. I read dystopian literature, too: 1984, We, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, that sort of thing.

I watch comedies on TV, for I like to laugh . . . a lot. Big Bang, Modern Family and Happy Endings are the only ones I stay current on, though.

I listen to classic rock, mostly, but love industrial and punk, as well. Pink Floyd is my all-time favorite, but I think Zeppelin is the greatest ever. Listen to Skinny Puppy, NiN, KMFDM,etc. Ramones, Stooges, Op Ivy, Bad Religion, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, books, comedy, laughing, sports, bloody marys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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Building a better brew system and maybe, someday, opening my own brewery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, relaxing with the family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I turn the BeeGees WAY up every time they come on the radio.
You should message me if
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you'd like to meet some really nice people.

Polyamory does not freak you out.

You know a great joke.