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mallenellam

39 Cary, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Married
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I try to be a fun-loving person. I try to smile and make jokes and hardly take anything seriously. I am a practicing ethical non-monogamist.

I am fascinated with cooking, astronomy and technology. I make jams and jellies, garden (mostly hot peppers and pickling cucumbers), pickle and BBQ. Burning hardwood is the greatest smell in the world, especially if it is giving its smoky goodness to brisket.

I have been to DragonCon every year for the last 21 years, so, yeah, there is that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Father. Husband (to Geisha76). IT professional. Role-player.
I’m really good at
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BBQ, cooking, grilling.

Math, science, educational pursuits.

Making beer.

Bartending.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have really blue eyes. I have an inordinate amount of silver hair for someone in their thirties, but, hey, that is genetics for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of foods. Indian, Thai, American, BBQ, Steak ... Especially steak.

I am not huge into movies. I like them, but rarely find 2-3 hours to take one in.

I read satire a lot, mostly political satire, as well as the occasional sci-fi/fantasy. Max Barry is one of my favorite authors, as is Kurt Vonnegut. I read dystopian literature, too: 1984, We, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, that sort of thing.

I watch comedies on TV, for I like to laugh . . . a lot.

I listen to classic rock, mostly, but love industrial and punk, as well. Pink Floyd is my all-time favorite, but I think Zeppelin is the greatest ever. Listen to Skinny Puppy, NiN, KMFDM,etc. Ramones, Stooges, Op Ivy, Bad Religion, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, books, comedy, laughing, sports, bloody marys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ServiceNow and Javascript.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar with work friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I turn the BeeGees WAY up every time they come on the radio.
You should message me if
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you'd like to meet some really nice people.

Polyamory does not freak you out.

You know a great joke.